Divorces are like unicorns to Kris Humphries: he doesn't believe in either of them.
But sadly, unlike unicorns, divorces DO exist in real life and he's having a hard time coming to grips with his own — mostly because he was blindsided by Kim filing this morning. We hear he's been telling friends he wanted to save the marriage and that all of the cheating is just a bunch of lies.
Also, we're hearing he's pretty "bummed" about it now that he knows she went and filed.
Chin up, Kris! Who knows what the next 72 days has in store for you??
PS — We wish unicorns existed! So majestic!! Ha
[Image via WENN.]