Michael Lohan's Got 99 Problems, But A B*tch Ain't… Oh, Never Mind!

Because things can always get worse when you are a Lohan. It's their curse.
So Lindsay Michael Lohan is in jail right now for a multitude of reasons and he poised to have to stay in there for several dozen more. Adding to the list this morning is a warrant for his arrest in Suffolf County, NY. The active warrant was filed over a year ago when Michael fell behind on his child support payments.
Oh no, don't be mistaken. This is not Dina's doing. This is the OTHER baby momma in his life. You know, the one he birth a child within secret and has been sending checks to for years to keep the matter all under wraps. When he finally started falling behind on those payments, the police wanted to drag Mike in to answer to a judge. He's be dodging it ever since last November.
Yeah, not gonna be able to do that anymore huh! A rep for the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office insists that Papa Lohan will be arrested on sight should he make an appearance in NYC, Nassau County or Suffolk County.
No worries though. He's not going ANYWHERE for awhile!
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edit your shit, it reads like a fucking 12 year old wrote. Moron.
I could barely read this entry. You need a proofreader.
HoHan needs to bail dad-ee out !
He needs to hook up with Kim Kardashian. They have soooo much in common.
It's no wonder Lindsay is a train wreck with parents like Michael and Dina Lohan.
Dude's gotta Doctorate in D'Baggery! Man O Man …
[LoLz on the 99 Problems ………. Oh, Never Mind!]
There's that little thing about being responsible for your actions that seems to be of no concern to some people…until it catches up to their azz.