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So nice to see her out and about again. And for such a good cause! Last night, Dallas Knott's Landing star Joan Van Ark made a rare appearance on the … Read more…
Amanda Bynes Claims Arrest Reports Are "All Lies" - And Cops SLAPPED Her Lady Bits!
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And this time, she's making some pretty SERIOUS allegations against the officers involved in her Thursday night arrest for drug possession, reckless endangerment, and tampering with evidence!
The troubled starlet took to her social networking page this afternoon to continue denying her legal drama this week, which involved her allegedly smoking pot in her apartment building's lobby and then throwing her bong out the window when police began searching her place, and now, she's asserted that one of the officers at the scene sexually harassed her by "slapping" her VAGINA!
She writes:
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She did, maybe 4 episodes of Dallas but 14 years of Knots Landing, you are a complete idiot perez or whoever writes this. Just a hint, a little research goes a long way.
What is wrong with her face? She looks like she was in a fire.
That face is just tragic. Natural aging is definitely the way to go.
Poor Woman. she's another victim of Dr. "Jiffy-Lube"; where the Quack Beverly Hills plastic surgeon injected dozens of Hollywood Stars, who were desperate to stay young, with automotive-grade silicone (the same stuff they grease car doors with) where it dissolves almost all muscle & connective tissue under the skin. What a horrible looking monster.
Joan Van Ark joins the club , along with Melanie Griffith, Meg Ryan, Priscilla Presley, of Dr. "Jiffy-Lube's" Frankenstein Monsters.
Joan Van Ark is so horrifying to look at that the FCC actually mandates any TV show willing to air anything with her in it a before-hand WARNING to parents that she might traumatize children for life…
That looks like it could be a medical condition and it's probably untreatable. Plastic surgery wouldn't make her eyes look all red like that.
NICE TO SEE SHE WENT AND GOT ALL MADE UP FOR HALLOWEEN ! freak show - AN ADVERTISEMENT against PLASTIC SURGERY. yikes ! MOMMY - I'M SCARED ! Make the witch go away !
Too bad - she was pretty back in the day …..
AND, is she just not a *little* old for that hair-style ….. ?
Melamie Griffith is really ugly and has had waaaay too much plastic surgery, yet the SKANK still gets to wake up next to Antonio Banderas every day. Weird, huh ?
Note the folds in her 'turkey-like' neck …….
is she wearing a Halloween mask? What the hell happened?
I read a while back that her hideous cmplexion is from botched "chemical peels". (whatever that is)
Why dont these people just grow old like the rest of us?
Re: 1finn –
You beat me to it! She was on Knots Landing not Dallas.
And does her face move at all? Poor thing.
Even tho she screwed up her face she should consider at least getting a proper make up done. That pale lipstick makes her look creepy. I think that without all the amounts of bronze in her cheeks and some color in her lips at least she will look alive.
what the hell is that?!
Freaky face! Hollywood vanity strikes again.
was she burned?
At least Joan doesn't look as bad a Suzanne Sommers does; Suzanne look grotesque now after her botched surgery…
Re: Be-Atch – Antonio has been filming movies NON-STOP for the last few years, many in Europe; HE AIN'T BEEN SLEEPING WITH HER! He may be doing publicity stuff with her, but he don't GO HOME with her!
Re: bleahf – Make-Up doesn't work, it seeps into all the crevasses & scar tissue and just puddles & runs…..
She is the first PLASTIC SURGERY nightmare of the 20th century,
Re: marlow – tattoed eyeliner does make your eyes red like that
was she in a fire?
One thing's for sure… If the role of Crypt Keeper comes up, she's a shoe-in…
Somebody needs to show Heidi Montag/Courtney Stodden these pictures and explain that THIS is what they're going to look like in 30 years if they don't stop with all the surgery!
What a freak, was she at one of the japanese Nucular Reactors when it melted down? Too bad, so pretty at one time.
DEFINITELY a monster face - but like someone else said, why not have your make-up done professionally?! It would at least improve that terrifying mug!
All of this doesn't look like plastic surgery to me.. Some of it looks like it was caused by a condition or a fire.. Her red eyes could be explained by smoking..
She looks like that creature from John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness. bleh.
What the hell happened to her?
Ageing gracefully…you're doing it wrong.
OCD behavior with facial procedures and the fear of aging. It's sad. Prayers for Joan.
you make fun of children's physical appearances but you have nothing at all to say about this mess?
She looks like a burn victim. This will be Lindsey Lohan and Kim Kardashian in a few years…keep messing with mother nature and she will bite you back.
Leave your faces alone people.
LOL! She's hideous! She looks like she came out of her mother's ass rather than her vagina!