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Why Kim And Kris Broke Up! You Know, Other Than For The Press!

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Guess this was more than just drama for the cameras!

Now that Kim Kardashian made $17 million off her publicity stunt marriage to Kris Humphries, the pair have had the time to think about, you know, such important issues as whether or not they actually want to spend the rest of their lives together, and it appears that the big hurtle they could not overcome - you know, despite "death do us part" - was whether or not the reality star could give up being just that!

Just as seen in the clip (above), Kris wanted his new bride to settle down with him in Minnesota, and Kim just couldn't imagine a life where she is not relevant - and didn't want to give up the possibility of losing that by moving out of El Lay!

But who needs to discuss such things when one is marketing and exploiting the sanctity of marriage?!

A true American tragedy!

Maybe we'll all get lucky and this will help speed up she and her family's downward spiral into irrelevancy, anyway!

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39 comments to “Why Kim And Kris Broke Up! You Know, Other Than For The Press!”

  1. 1

    How can some fellow Rep. claim that gay marriage makes a mockery of marraige, when shit like this is allowed.

  2. 2

    I thought you were trying not to be a bully any more and only make positive comments on your site? Not saying I don't completely agree with everything you said, but nobody likes a hypocrite.

  3. 3

    she makes a mockery of marriage and you can bet she will make a mockery of motherhood when the time comes. is her 15 minutes up yet?

  4. 4

    Guess you didn't mind the marriage when you went to her wedding and ate her food! If you hate the kardashians , don't go to their wedding! Is this new? How many times have people, famous or not, celebrity or unknown, divorced after a short period of time??? Countless times, even with the biggest wedding ever, look it up! I bet you are pissed of because this can happen but gays can't get married. I hate it too but I do not live in a country that is fucked up! Go somewhere else then! But don't put your frustrations all on Kim, there are million people who do this

  5. 5

    I think it's common for men (of any station) to assume their wives would give up her life/career/etc to "settle down" at the location of his choice. It was a gender/sexual power play and clearly Kris lost. Ultimately they did not know each other well or long enough in all different circumstances to work out the kinks before marriage. Nor are they committed or mature enough to work it out in a marriage. What Kris and Kim are going through is pretty common. The Kardashian clan is not evil for siding with Kim. Relationships come in all shapes and sizes, Perez. If you had a history of relationships, you could speak more wisely on the matter instead of casting naive stones.

  6. 6

    Goes to show you, money can't buy everything. Especially not LOVE.

  7. 7

    Re: sskiles – OMG Exactly my point too!!!! So hypocrite + he had no problem going to Kims wedding or being buds in public. The last sentence of that post really pisses me off

  8. 8

    Re: RepublicanKevin – omg i know. i agree. its bullshit

  9. 9

    Re: cafehead1 – I agree with you. Like this is new! it happens every day but just not in the public eye.

  10. 10

    Glad she dumped the Frankenstien Head fool. BTW Perez you both have giant craniums. You are so jealous that she is beautiful and rich. Something you will never be. And you think a gossip blog is real work. Maybe you and Kris Hump can seek joint treatment for your Hydrocephalus conditions.

  11. 11

    Kris should get ametal for saying that too her face. Love the look on her face. Obviously it never dawned on her that oneday she wont matter. Hopefully after this sham wedding stunt that day is approaching fast. It would be great if this brought down the Kardasians empire and Kim had too live with that forever.

  12. 12

    If you stop posting about her Perez, this might happen. HINT. HINT.

  13. 13

    Re: cafehead1 – perfectly put

  14. 14

    No one cares!

  15. 15

    too bad she's already irrelevant. can she just disappear. shes the most hated "celebrity" everywhere.

  16. 16

    OMG, she's one of the most shallow bitches I've ever seen. God forbid the public doesn't care what she's doing. Why is she living for exposure? She is the biggest fame whore if ever I've seen one. And she wants people to respect her? Ha! Get real.

  17. yeez says – reply to this


    I love how she considers what she does in life to be a "career." I want to know who the hell is actually watching these shows and buying all of the shit that the Kardashians stick their names on.

  18. 18

    Re: sskiles – No, Piggy is being a hero here. Go Prez, go Prez. Tear these assholes down. We give you permission and cheer you on! Bring it on! They fully deserve it and asked for it.

  19. 19

    Re: ladyjess01 – He wasn't invited to the wedding……his fat ass didn't go anywhere

  20. 20

    since when did preze started getting real again instead of sticking up the K Klan's ass? Any other day he is sticking up for them left and right, even yesterday with the break of this. Seems like you are just as fake as this wedding Preze.

    We all know that there have been so many marriges that has lasted shorter than this, its just the fact that people are over this family. The fact that $10 million was given to this family to have a wedding just for a spot on TV and it didn't even last 6 months. And E! was already caught planning the other sister wedding. I just wish people will actually stop watching this show and buying the products their names are stamped on, I mean since everyone is so mad about it.

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  22. 22

    This is just plain and simple FRAUD. Seriously, if I had accepted an invite, then spent good money on a gift, I'd sue the bitches. Finally Peerex continues to spew his hypocritical bullshit. If I had any class at all I would never come here again. Apparently I get some kind of perverted pleasure from ridiculing this asshat.

  23. 23

    Oh Perez so now you finally don't like her and her family because it's popular not to? At least be consistent with your posts.

  24. 24

    Re: April_Rain – you said "She is the biggest fame whore " Well certainly she is a fame whore, but "biggest" is questionable. I mean shit, look at her competion, her sisters, lindsay lohan, lohan's mother, snookie, the hilton whores, all the bitched from all of the housewife shows. As we say, "all hat no cattle"

  25. 25

    I've been over this family for MONTHS. NEEEEXT


  26. 26

    All 3 sisters are whores and their mother is a genius of a pimp. I hope social services gets a hold of those younger two daughters before she ruins them too. Go Kris…tell that ho that months from now, no one will even care who she is and she'll still be trying to show up on red carpets. All that money for a fraudulent enterprise….does the government know about this???

  27. 27

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD can't we just has a 'news' blackout on these people?

    Just stop writing about them, stop posting their pics.


  28. 28

    lol i love kris for saying that. i hate the whole kkardashian family. they are all liars that will do anything for a buck!!!

  29. 29

    Who cares why this fake ass marriage didn't work.Please stop calling this publicity hoe a celebrity,she has done nothing that would make her a celebrity.Perez if you and other bloggers would stop talking about her maybe Ryan Sea crest would stop with all those Dumb-Ass Kardashian shows

  30. 30

    Re: ladyjess01 – actually he was on Kim's side just a few post ago… and now he's changing sides cause everyone who commented lately has been saying the same thing he's not the only one whos making this statement EVERYONE is

  31. 31

    Re: cafehead1 – what u said is true… but in this case that doesn't apply to them… it had become clear to the majority of the public eye that everything was FAKE!!! Its not that they didnt know each other well enough… it was that they cared more about getting money and being seen and how big of a wedding it would be… thats what everyone is talking about there have been plenty of quickie weddings in America and that too is ruining the institution of marriage but this is a whole new level

  32. 32

    The kardashians have always been irrelevant.

  33. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I just hope that Kris gets 1/2 of that 17 million for putting up with her FAT lying ass!

  34. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Re: sskiles – STFU dude!!

  35. 35

    I have a feeling Kris Humphries will be back on DowntownDates.com looking for another Kim very soon.

  36. 36

    Personally I’m not too much of a fan of Kris H. BUT I’m starting to like him more and more. Someone needs to deflate that bubble in her head. Sweetie your 15 minutes will be up eventually.. i wish he would stay around longer to to say what everyone else is thinking.

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  38. 38

    I don't think Perez can actually talk about some another persons irrelevancy. Making a million dollar fortune on bitching about celebrities is irrelevancy at it's highest. You can't separate the wolf from the pack.

  39. 39

    I don't feel anything but embarassed for these two!! He knew what he was doing!! They both knew from the get-go…now get-gone.