Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Sorry, Lindsay, but even a failed order of Magnolia cupcakes couldn't put the L.A. County Coroner's Office on your side!
Tomorrow is Lindsay Lohan's big hearing, and as a last ditch effort to decrease her chances of landing a year behind bars, Lindz requested a letter of recommendation from the morgue.
Apparently she was hoping they'd sing her praises so that the judge would warm up to her, but sources are saying that her request has been all types of shot down!
She better hope that her new risky strategy does the trick!
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