Swift's rep, Tree Paine, tells PerezHilton.com:
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Kanye is straight-up INSANE!!!!!
We admit it officer! We did it! Whatever the crime, whatever the naughty business. It was us! We're guilty as sin!
Now, put us in handcuffs and bring us to justice! Rawr!!!!
Damn! We loooove a man in uniform! Especially when there are such short, tight shorts involved!!!!