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Big Surprise! Lindsay Lohan Not Good Enough For Homeless Shelter

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It seems like the morgue is the only place that will take Lindsay Lohan's bullshiz these days.

Judge Stephanie Sautner told LiLo that she called a local homeless shelter in El Lay to get Lindsay signed up as a volunteer, but the fine folks at the Good Shepherd Center were having none of it.

A rep at the center believes that their residents deserve someone better than Lindsay, saying:

"We tend to look for mature people who our residents can look up to as a role model for people to volunteer at our shelter … We want to make sure we have someone with good morals in here helping out.

Initially, when the call about Lindsay Lohan came in, I thought, well, we give all people here a second chance. And then I thought … Lindsay has had about 10 chances….so we decided not to let her volunteer here.

Again, we would rather have someone in here our residents can look up to."

Ouch. That's pretty harsh. BUT, they are completely justified in having that opinion. Their residents DO deserve a better example and as we all know, Lindsay HAS had about a bajillion chances.

Thank goodness for the morgue though. They have no problem letting Lindsay get down and dirty for them.

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12 comments to “Big Surprise! Lindsay Lohan Not Good Enough For Homeless Shelter”



  1. 1

    Lol Lindsay shouldn't have to work with bums, that's just gross.



  2. 2

    It is pretty bad, and low, when the 'down and out' don't want you hanging around ! Well, this HoHan girl has made her bed, now she has to lie in it…alone, without any peen, cooter, or coke ! Time to GROW UP, Linds !



  3. 3

    Linds IS a BUM ! And, a cooter, mouth…whatever ANYONE with 'magic powder' wants her to be !



  4. 4

    Oh…and the polka dot dress make her look oh so 'demure'. Sorry, but a WHORE LEOPARD cannot change its spots !



  5. 5

    Big surprise, she's barely good enough for the toilets at the morgue. Maybe a few weeks scrubbing shit stains will make her realize that the toilet is what her career is in and the morgue is where she'll be ending up if she doesn't get sober.



  6. 6

    Can't stand this country she is only getting 6 days, any of us would have been away for the entire sentence!



  7. 7

    Yawn. Why doesnt this loser just disappear.



  8. 8

    BRALESS LINDSAY LOHAN INFLUENCES JUDGE FOR REDUCED JAIL TIME

    A radiant and confident Lindsay Lohan pulled out all the stops today as she arrived in court in a throwback black and white dress amptly accented by her braless natural breasts.

    Going a step further, Lindsay decided to go full commando today, giving self-admitted lesbian Judge Stephanie Sautner repeated previews of the upcoming playboy photo shoot - when she casually crossed, uncrossed, and at one point fully opened her legs for only the Judge to see. As the courtroom cameras focused on Lindsay’s face, who could be seen trying to hold back a smirk, a clearly flustered judge stammered and confused her words at times. “I did notice the fact that Ms. Lohan did not have any underwear on” said an unidentified source in the LA County Sherriff’s Department.

    Following the hearing, a smiling Lindsay left the court room giving onlookers a titillating look at what influenced the Judge and Lindsay’s sentence as she confidently strode to her car with one of the best natural sways of boobage in Hollywood!



  9. 9

    Re: motojj

    LOL!!!



  10. 10

    How Low can you go Perez and most of the blog . This whole thing is really sad . Lindsay is trying to get her life back from something that happened 4 years ago . All the name calling is so uncalled for . LL is not a whore nor any of the names called on here . So she has messed up who hasn't . Give LL a break . You don't kick someone when they are down . You all need to look really good at yourself . Lindsay has done nothing to deserve this name calling and judging . You Can do It Lindsay . You are supported !



  11. 11

    So let me get this straight. The only people that will tolerate Lindsay nowadays are dead people at the morgue. Even the homeless don't want her, because she's such a horrible example. Clear sign that she has sunk to new lows.



  12. 12

    SOOOO SICK of hearing about this looooser.