Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It seems like the morgue is the only place that will take Lindsay Lohan's bullshiz these days.
Judge Stephanie Sautner told LiLo that she called a local homeless shelter in El Lay to get Lindsay signed up as a volunteer, but the fine folks at the Good Shepherd Center were having none of it.
"We tend to look for mature people who our residents can look up to as a role model for people to volunteer at our shelter … We want to make sure we have someone with good morals in here helping out.
Initially, when the call about Lindsay Lohan came in, I thought, well, we give all people here a second chance. And then I thought … Lindsay has had about 10 chances….so we decided not to let her volunteer here.
Again, we would rather have someone in here our residents can look up to."
Ouch. That's pretty harsh. BUT, they are completely justified in having that opinion. Their residents DO deserve a better example and as we all know, Lindsay HAS had about a bajillion chances.
Thank goodness for the morgue though. They have no problem letting Lindsay get down and dirty for them.
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