When Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay Lohan to thirty days in jail, she specifically said there would be no reduction in the sentence unless required by law.
Welll, according to officials, there IS a law that will ensure LiLo's release…
It's a federal court order that basically says, "if there's overcrowding, let everyone go with sentences under 90 days."
Whaaat? That doesn't even sound like enough time to add another mugshot to the calendar collection!
Hopefully all of the psychotherapy treatments will do some good! Maybe they can actually help her work all her issues out so she can move on from whatever phase psychology would say she's stuck in and into living a normal, healthy life like a good citizen should.
But we fear we dream too big…
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