Eddie Murphy literally hasn't had a drop of alcohol since 1993.
He says that the taste of alcohol makes him nauseous.
"I don't drink at all. At all. I can't drink, because I will throw up. And sometimes it looks like the drinkers are having so much fun and I cannot."
That sounds pretty bad, but at least he's probably got the healthiest liver out of all his friends.
About the last time he got drunk he said:
"The last time I got drunk was… on my honeymoon, maybe 18 years ago. And that was the second time I got drunk and it was the last time. I was just thinking, you know, it's all good, I only had three glasses of champagne.
It don't take a lot… I was feeling great for about five minutes, (thinking) this is a wonderful honeymoon."
Then, we're assuming, he proceeded to bazooka barf all over his new wife.
Sounds like a good reason to quit drinking to us. LOLz!
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