Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Eddie Murphy literally hasn't had a drop of alcohol since 1993.
He says that the taste of alcohol makes him nauseous.
"I don't drink at all. At all. I can't drink, because I will throw up. And sometimes it looks like the drinkers are having so much fun and I cannot."
That sounds pretty bad, but at least he's probably got the healthiest liver out of all his friends.
About the last time he got drunk he said:
"The last time I got drunk was… on my honeymoon, maybe 18 years ago. And that was the second time I got drunk and it was the last time. I was just thinking, you know, it's all good, I only had three glasses of champagne.
It don't take a lot… I was feeling great for about five minutes, (thinking) this is a wonderful honeymoon."
Then, we're assuming, he proceeded to bazooka barf all over his new wife.
Sounds like a good reason to quit drinking to us. LOLz!
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