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Brett Ratner Denies Shrimp Masturbation, Confirms Olivia Munn Sex

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The best director of our generation, Brett Ratner (of such hits as Rush Hour 3 and The Family Man) has finally commented on the shocking allegations of masturbating while eating shrimp cocktail.

The allegations came from Olivia Munn's memoir called Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and included phrases like, "a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat."

The thing is, all she said was that it was a Hollywood director. Ratner decided on his own that he should confirm it is him she's referring to:

"I used to date Olivia Munn, I'll be honest with everyone here. But when she was 'Lisa.' She wasn't Asian back then. She was hanging out on my set of 'After the Sunset,' I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn't know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings."

So eloquent. He speaks beautifully, just like his films are visually.

LOLz!

To be honest, using phrases like, "I banged her a few times, but I forgot her," seems just as disgusting as pleasuring yourself while eating shrimp. So he's got that going for him.

Gross.

Do U think he's telling the truth? Or is Olivia Munn exaggerating?

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22 comments to “Brett Ratner Denies Shrimp Masturbation, Confirms Olivia Munn Sex”



  1. 1

    Show us his dick, let us decide



  2. 2

    I would rather spend my life a celibate shut in than let Brett Ratner anywhere near me.



  3. 3

    Please tell us how much you were paid to say "The best director of our generation,"



  4. 4

    raypearson, I chose to interpret that as sarcasm.
    Both of these morons are scumbags



  5. 5

    Ugh, the imagery is too much…



  6. 6

    Isn't it also ironic that this came out right before that crappy looking Tower Heist movie is due to release?



  7. 7

    what does that even mean "she was asian back then" funny how he denies eating shrimp and masturbating in his trailer but not that he has a little dick. everyone in hollywood probably knows he has a teeny weeny so he knew there was no lying about it. so weird he felt the need to comment on this since Munn didn't mention any names.



  8. 8

    Re: raypearson – it's funny how you are so caught up in putting Perez down that you didn't even get he was being sarcastic. i mean come on "rush hour 3"
    "So eloquent. He speaks beautifully, just like his films are visually"
    LOLz!



  9. 9

    Please Mario, Peter Jackson is a much better director. Guess your taste is firmly planted in your ass/mouth



  10. 10

    Ratner makes the diss list for jerking with shrimp



  11. 11

    So wait, let me get this straight. You just released a video where you admitted to the world that you are a 'slut' and you're happy about that…but when he says "I banged her a few times then forgot about her" it's disgusting? Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black to me.



  12. 12

    I think she went to a lower level than he did



  13. 13

    Didn't Olivia Munn also try to sell her story to the tabloids saying that she had screwed Justin Timberlake while he was still in a long term relationship with Jessica Biel? When will this girl learn to keep her mouth shut and have some self respect?



  14. 14

    I lose respect for any girl that dishes PRIVATE things especially about the bedroom topic. Writing a tell all book makes it even worse.

    Brett wins. By saying "banged her a few times and then forgot about her" probably the best funniest thing you can say about a girl. She also admitted to basically coming to Hollywood and sleeping around to get work (I've called her a social fucker several times)..Just another useless skank thats only appealing to basement dwellers. Shes just one of the many talentless skanks that gets by spreading her legs..Sitting there running her mouth about people THIS EARLY on when its evident she still needs to spread em is career suicide..Thank god.



  15. 15

    Re: byte me – He was being sarcastic idiot.
    Re: MVPnis – Agreed. Most PEOPLE masturbate..Why people sitting there saying its disgusting is beyond me. She by far sunk to a lower level than him by dishing out things he did in private and all around private business. She just comes off as a scorned bitter woman..Its funny its always the females that end up running their mouths about men

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    16

    Somewhere in the middle of these two opposing tales is an uncomfortable truth.



  17. 17

    LISA MUNN IS PRETTY LOW CLASS THAT SHE WOULD SPREAD HER LEGS FOR A FAT UGLY JEW LIKE THIS



  18. 18

    Wow, not getting any Mario? thats the only reason for acting like a bitter prude. You can always pay someone, you know?



  19. 19

    Re: supersoup – Perez is a hypocrite.



  20. 20

    "The best director of our generaton" ??? Really? The majority of his movies are crap.



  21. 21

    Re: Heisenburg – Man I love it..I'm able to determine how stupid you are..over a website in 3 seconds..Makes me wonder how big of moron you are in person. Poor you.



  22. 22

    Olivia Munn is so over rates…she's a 4 at best.