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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Declares That Her Daughter Is The Next Anna Nicole Smith

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Why she thinks that is a compliment, we're not sure, but we're going to make a declaration of our own:

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next Dina Lohan!

Mothers are supposed to want all the best in life for their daughters. They should want them to grow up to be strong, independent world leaders or doctors or hell, even just good mothers like themselves. Women who will make the world a better place with generosity and drive. Instead of these things, Courtney Stodden's "momager" wants her kid to be a "star." No, not like Angelina Jolie or Reese Witherspoon.

Like freakin' Anna Nicole Smith!

Krista Keller is stepping forward to the press (shocking!) to explain her standpoint on her daughter's rash life decision to marry at 16 and what she hopes for Courtney in the future. As for her daughter's premature marriage to Doug Hutchinson, Krista says:

"I could really tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets … These people that say, ‘You could have waited,' I really don't understand this way of thinking. Why do parents think that kids need to have those teen years spent going out with different boys, going out in different cars, going out on the beach together alone? There's a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years. They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking. Oh, but they're gonna have their teen years. My daughter is safe. I know where my daughter is."

Ah! Now we see where Courtney's genius comes from. Like mother, like daughter. Another piece of the puzzle!

If none of that makes any sense to you, then this is going to just bowl you over! When pressed to talk about her daughter's future endevors, Krista regales that Court already has an audience and a role model to look up to! She says:

"The gay community has been so loving to her. I know that Anna Nicole Smith had a great rapport with the gay community, and I think they've been waiting to have someone they can connect with, and I think Courtney is that person. She is different and stands out. Frankly, we thought she'd fit in better in Hollywood."

First of all, OH NO YOU DIDN'T?! We'd like to personally speak for the gay community and ask that this momager do a bit more research. We have yet to find ANYONE - gay, straight or otherwise - that finds your daughter to be anything more than an embarrassment. To that end, issue an apology now to all the gays whose good name you have tarnish by suggesting they would idolize your daughter.

As for her taking up a career like Anna Nicole Smith, have no fear mom - your daughter is living up to all your expectations!She talks funny, her body's been hacked, poked, plucked and knifed to bits and she's married to an old dude with lots of money… minus the money part.

It's called dreaming big!

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33 comments to “Courtney Stodden’s Mom Declares That Her Daughter Is The Next Anna Nicole Smith”



  1. 1

    she doesn't act . she doesn't sing. she doesn't dance. she doesn't model. what on earth does she do???? her mom pimped her out to an old man. her mom is trying to pimp her out to hollywood to make a buck.



  2. 2

    are they suppose to have a reality show or something ??? or is that another "rumor" from her mom. i wonder if if her mom or dad have a criminal background? why does she need a manager when she is married to an actor who has a manager? why would her mom manager her or try to manager her when she has no skills or background in that field? none of this crap makes sense



  3. 3

    what a shame.



  4. 4

    Am I the only one who cringed after reading this? Courtney's parents obviously didn't instill any common sense in their daughter because they don't have any themselves. It's just sad, unfortunate, distasteful and a shame that Courtney had her youth taken from her by her parents who are clearly shallow and unintelligent and by her perverted husband, all of whom are trying to whore out Courtney. Courtney doesn't see it because she's young and all of her primary influences in life (parents, husband) have very twisted and skewed perspectives. This whole repugnant situation reminds me mothers who pimp out their daughters on "Toddlers & Tiaras". The only difference here is the toddler is 16yrs old and it's both parents and a sick husband who are doing the pimping.



  5. 5

    A dead drug addict with big fake boobs???



  6. 6

    Why the fuck would you use Angelina Jolie as an example of what mothers would want their daughters to be like??? She screwed her mom's boyfriend, hooked up with married men, was addicted to heroin, was a cutter, has an eating disorder, and is just an overall messed up, crazy person.



  7. 7

    That is a insult to Anna Nicole, she had a very beautiful face. Anna started doing Playboy, god forbid, Hugh Heffner would never stoop that low and put this disgusting woman in his magazine.

  8. Lushh says – reply to this


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    She's 16! Of course you think she's really "in love"! You know how many times you fall "in love" at that age!? This woman is WORSE than Dina Lohan. What an idiot. What's even scarier is her daughter is going to procreate one day and she's gonna raise her kids the same way. Vicious cycle.



  9. 9

    hmmm I think she's more like the oddball Kardashian daughter Kris Kardashian kept in their attic since she was born. Yep that's what I think. hahaaha



  10. 10

    damn perez…u went hard…



  11. 11

    So she is about to die? Not nice for a mother to say about her little fame whore



  12. 12

    I think Court is mental or has a bit of a facial tick. I wouldn't compare her to Nicole or Marilyn because they were both pretty tragic. I would want better for my kid mom. I think what she's refering to are probably the drag queens because she looks so much like them. Was this girl the product of Toddlers and Tiaras? Anyway, they all need help. I do think she's an old soul and would look very odd next to a boy her age but she needs to respect her self a little more and stop thinking everyone's jelous. We just think you and the whole situation is weird among other things. No one wants to be you.



  13. 13

    Please stop ignoring spell check. Would it really be so hard to read over your posts before your submit them? This is getting ridiculous.



  14. 14

    This made me laugh. xD



  15. 15

    ALL ASPECTS OF THIS STORY IS A TOTAL GROSS OUT !!! MOM IS A COMPLETE DUMB ASS!!! DAUGHTER IS A TOTAL WHORE AND HER HUSBAND IS A CHILD MOLESTER !!!
    GROSS , GROSS & GROSS !!!
    THE MOMENT THAT THE TART GETS HER PLAYBOY S.P.R.E.A.D. SHE'S GONE !!!



  16. 16

    30 year old pig



  17. 17

    Courtney is a cute girl w/o all that make-up, but respectivly our late Anna Nicole Smith was stunningly beautiful in any light, her mother is reaching for the stars……



  18. 18

    ANNA NICOLE!?!?!? SERIOUSLY??????

    This woman wants her child to be a hack, laughed at, a drug addict, and gone in a few years? Really???

    Wake up mom. Sometimes I believe some parents should have to have a license to have children.



  19. 19

    "These people that say, ‘You could have waited,' I really don't understand this way of thinking. Why do parents think that kids need to have those teen years spent going out with different boys, going out in different cars, going out on the beach together alone? There's a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years. They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking."

    Yeah, so now Courtney has never experienced or saw this. Keep her from experiencing life….that works out well, lol.

    I had 6 friends (age 16) killed bcuz they drank and drove. I learned a HUGE lesson from that (I was suppose to be in the car). After ONE beer, I WILL NOT DRIVE.

    What life lessons is Courtney learning? That looking like you're 50, but have a huge set of tits will get you through life? How will that help on a resume? What future does she have?

    I just feel so bad for her. What kind of life will she have?



  20. 20

    Re: Meggie246524 – Nicely said.

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Well, that's not good news at all, considering how Anna Nicole ended up.



  22. 22

    YES. this new writer, who says it like it is, is a keeper.



  23. 23

    Re: wino4ever – ok Wino you are obviously drunk as a skunk. Yes, Saint Angelina is a role model for all the young women in the world. Now shut up and go back to your scotch, lol. Angelina gets, 300 million search hits every 2 seconds in Google search alone. That means there are least 300 million people searching for Angelina Jolie every 2 seconds. She's got magnet. Love love Brangelinas! She makes the world a better place to live in.



  24. 24

    Does her mother have a serious mental problem/ insecurity issue? Seems to me like she's trying to live her life through her creepy daughter… WEEEEIRD.



  25. 25

    shes not cute like anna nicole shes a aged kid who is over sexual and basically pretty plain..



  26. 26

    Perez if you are that offeneded by this situation stop blogging about it. Too me she is no diffferent than Kim Kardashian….in fact her marriage has already lasted longer.



  27. 27

    Ummmm…..Sooooo sad…she actually want's her daughter to be the next Heroin addicted dead pseudofamous holywood star….sooooooo sad.Mom…should have waited for the child to grow up, and for a bigger star…if pimpin your kid is your thing…..LOL…Gays upset that Mommy thinks they would like Courtney?!? TOOOO FUNNY!!!I just don't know where to begin with all of this.OH YES …Paedophile!!!!!!!Prostitute….within a marriage….sad…sad…icky poo!!!



  28. 28

    Re: sidewalks – You are out of your mind. You need a life with real people in it to care about and to hate, because this fascination with worthless celebrities and your willingness to go to war over them is so pathetically sad and disgusting. You are probably a very alone and very unhappy person.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    29

    Re: wino4ever – Ad hominem personal attacks on another just because you disagree with their opinion isn't cool. These boards are FOR opinions. Learn the rules on how to contribute to a thread.

  30. 7tizz says – reply to this


    30

    YOU GO GIRL! I LOVE YOU!!!



  31. 31

    Re: @v@ – Shut it, I was responding to a psycho that started with the attacks, Sherlock. I stated my opinion and was called names for it, so I responded. I don't care what the fuck you think about my contributions, maybe you need to tell Sidewalks to chill the fuck out and come back to reality.



  32. 32

    Re: Meggie246524 – Cry me a river. She has done this to herself. Her parents aren't to blame for this situation. She's 17, not 12.



  33. 33

    Re: iloverickymartin – His manager let him go after the hoopla started, as did his agent. Her mom is now BOTH of their managers. =/