Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Of course SNL ripped the Kardashian divorce. We were just WAITING for it, actually.
In case you missed it, watch the super H-I-G-Hlariously skit above. We want to see Kristen Wiig do her Kris Jenner impersonation, like, pretty much until the end of time.
The whole thing was so spot on, we're still laughing thinking about it.