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Every GLEE-Tail: Sex On A Stick & Every Shippers Dream

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Last night’s Glee reaffirmed that this season is on most definitely on track. As always, the show really triumphs when it tackles important sensitive subjects - religion, sexuality, Britney Spears – and last night’s episode about Rachel and Kurt losing their virginity was no exception. From the music to the tone, everything really fell into place to capture the beauty of someone’s first time and send shippers of these two pairings into fangasims.


The First Time kicked off with Rachel and Blaine in rehearsals for the school musical, West Side Story. While their rendition of Tonight leaves Beiste in tears, Artie feels like there is something missing from their performance: passion. As their director, he suggests that these two virgins do the deed to give their roles as Maria and Tony more honesty. The fact that Artie calls them both out on being boring virgins might seem a little harsh to some, but we were bothered more by Lea Michele clutching sheet music. Yeah, right. Like Rachel Berry doesn’t know ALL the words to EVERY song in West Side Story. PLEASE!

Anyway, we learn that the boyfriends are keeping their relationship on hold sexually until Kurt feels more comfortable. It’s not like he hasn’t thought about it (Twi-hard fantasies anyone?), it’s just that Kurt is a romantic and wants to wait. Rachel, on the other hand, decides to commit to her ambition and prepares to go all the way with Finn for the sake of her acting. However, Finn pulls the plug on their romantic evening when he finds this out and Rachel’s left to face her selfishness … again.

Things get complicated for Klaine too when a new man stirs up trouble. The Warblers new lead singer, Sebastian, takes an instant liking to Blaine and he begins to scheme ways to do away with Kurt. His plan takes the three of them to Lima’s only gay bar, Scandals, for Drag Queen Wednesdays. While Sebastian tries to make his move on Blaine, Kurt is met at the bar by a familiar face: his former bully, Dave Karofsky. Having changed schools for his senior year, Karofsky has finally found some peace, even if he hasn’t totally come out yet. He toasts Kurt and himself for taking “baby steps” in becoming the men they want to be. It was a really outstanding, stand–alone scene, made that much better by the sultry sounds of Thelma Houston.

Blaine, drunk as a skunk but still super hot, tries to jump Kurt’s bones in the parking lot of the bar. Kurt rightfully shuts him down, but being drunk, Blaine gets steamed and walks off on him. After their opening night performance and some reflection, the boys realize their time is now and that they shouldn’t let jealously or fear stand in their way. So they go back to Blaine’s house … and do it.

Meanwhile, after a sweet scene with the defunct Abstinence club, Rachel is reminded of how much she really loves Finn and resigns to prove it to him after the show. However, she’s shocked to find him at his house in crisis after learning he won’t be getting a football scholarship like he had planned. Rachel finally proves her love to Finn by putting herself aside to comfort and support the man she loves. And then they do it…

Truthfully, we really hope that the PTC tuned in last night and is eating their words this morning. There was nothing graphic about either of the couple’s first times. Each pair was responsible about protection and if anything, last night’s episode was a perfect catalyst for teens to ask questions about sex and reflect on their own decisions concerning going all the way.

But more so … it was freakin’ shippers dream! Klaine and Finnchel fans, we would not be surprised if you’re all still watching this one on repeat right now!

Few Side Notes:

A) We really would have liked to see Mercedes at least once while Rachel was performing as Maria. We know that wasn’t the focus, but they made such a big deal about it before. Just would’ve liked some closure on that one.

B) If anyone needed to lose “it” this episode, it was The Beiste. She is WELL overdue! But at least she is on her way!!!

C) Who decided to make that Irish kid a Shark? And when is someone going to do something about Puck’s hair?

D) Raise your hand if you caught the mention of April Rhodes – aka Kristen Chenoweth – in this episode!

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29 comments to “Every GLEE-Tail: Sex On A Stick & Every Shippers Dream”

  1. 1

    Perez! They did show Mercedes in the audience..it was during the America song..so she def saw Rachel perform as Maria..I wasn't expecting to see her at all honestly

  2. 2

    Loved this episode!!! Some people thought the sex part was 'lame' but it is prime time television, they cant really show all that much. I thought it was perfect.. Finchel and Klaine are so stinking cute!

  3. 3

    Mercedes was seen looking very proud and excited during one of the songs… for about 0.7 seconds

  4. 4

    I thought the best part of the show was when Kurt and Dave were talking at the bar. Dave is a broken man so lost and Kurt just can not make himself lend a hand for all the crap Dave gave him. But if Dave would not have forced Kurt to leave he would have never met Blaine.

  5. 5

    For me, the Karofsky/Kurt (or Kurtofsky) scene made the whole episode. It was subtle, sincere and showed viewers what Karofsky is really like when he's not so angry. I was absolutely blown away by Max Adler and Chris Colfer's chemistry. It was perfect in every way. I'm just hoping that it's not the last we have seen of Karofsky and his story.

  6. 6

    I have a question, Ryan Murphy, and you, tout this as a family show, where "5 year old girls can be exposed to music". Are you seriously ok with a "family show that 5 year olds watch" showing teenagers fucking. It seems the stereotypes of gay men being over sexual are not too far off if this is any indication of how you feel about exposing children to this.

  7. 7

    Someone would have to be drunk to sleep with that effeminate pansy Kurt, he probably screams like a little girl. Expect next year's storyline to revolve around their AIDS diagnosis.

  8. 8

    I am disturbed by your love for this soft core teen porn, Perez.

  9. 9

    I was very impressed with last night’s episode. For once the spotlight was taken off of Mr. Schue and Coach Sue, and placed where it should be: on an issue that every teenager has to deal with; Will i have sex? When? With whom? Why? And i think it was done very tastefully.
    I was thrilled to see Dave Karofsky at the gay bar, showing that he’s at least coming to terms with himself. I am hopeful that there will be more to his story arc, as his character is one with whom so many people can relate. I noticed the same chemistry between DK and KH at the bar, and would love to see that furthered, after all, who gave Kurt the confidence to hit the dance floor? Dave Karofsky.
    I think that the sex scenes were also very cleanly and tastefully done. Nuance at it’s best. If i hadn’t known beforehand what was going down, i wouldn’t have been sure that’s what those scenes entailed, even, it was so cleanly done.
    I hope that what people take away from this is that sharing yourself with someone, having sex for the first time, doesn’t have to be dirty or shameful. It can be beautiful, and you should always be prepared and protect yourself.
    I also can’t wait to see if and when Dave’s character returns to Glee. I find his story of redemption inspiring and I hope he’s truly able to be redeemed and understood, and come to love himself.

  10. 10

    Re: hoochpit – Agreed — it is completely unacceptable to imply senior in HIGH SCHOOL having sex. I'm just glad they didn't show any sex — but twisting things to say these couples were in love in ridiculous. You cannot be in love in high school and you absolutely should not be in the same bed until you are married!

  11. 11

    Re: Lady Who? – Actually African American women are the highest rate of contracting HIV now. Mercedes will probably be the one with the AIDs storyline. I hope so, we need to teach America what people of color are doing to our society.

  12. 12

    So glad you noticed that the Kurt/Dave scene was a standout! It's amazing that in an episode where so much time was spent on other things, that uber-brief scene just stole the whole show. I would love to see more of those "baby steps" on screen - Dave may be out within the gay community, but he's got a long way to go. We missed the first part, but I sure hope that the writers will let us see the rest of his journey. And with the undeniable chemistry between Kurt and Dave, I hope we'll get to see them in many more scenes together!

  13. 13

    Loved the episode. Excited to see where they take Artie … and Mike. Maybe he'll teach dance to save for school next year? The gar bar scene was my hands-down favourite. "He toasts Kurt and himself for taking “baby steps” in becoming the men they want to be." That's such a perfect way to put it! Hope it was prophetic and we get many more such baby steps with these two characters together. The actors play off each other so beautifully, and IDK, with such honesty. No matter how dramatic or subtle their scenes, they've never felt cartoonish … just compelling, gotta-see-what-happens TV. I definitely want to see way more Karofsky in the back half, or sooner!

  14. 14

    what are highschoolers doing at a bar?

  15. 15

    Re: Providence – Obviously in your rush to post so people can read your thoughts, you did not read my post carefully, or are not bright enough to get it. Never once did I say i had a problem with the content, which i do not. I mentioned I have a problem with marketing it as a family show encouraging little kids to watch it, then infusing young adult subject matter. It's common sense, and if you think marketing that to children is OK, then your a lost cause. By the way, sarcasm only works when you understand what you are being sarcastic about, otherwise, you just look like a stupid fucking douche.

  16. 16

    Re: Providence – Again, you just appear to take pride in posting so you can seem inteligent. Your a fucking moron. While black women represent the highest contraction rate of HIV, the highest transmission rate comes from gay/bisexual black men. So in short, the AIDS is spread mainly through cocksuckers and ass fuckers. Get your facts straight you fucking idiot.

  17. 17

    Re: hoochpit – It's true that gays spread AIDs better then everyone else, but we already know they are going to hell and we have them in check. But there are a LOT more black women then there are gays and so that's a much bigger problem.

  18. 18

    Re: hoochpit – I am not being sarcastic. We are on the same side of this. I absolutely agree that marketing sexual activity to kids is wrong. This is what I am saying — that these shows on TV keep pushing boundries and suggesting that it is acceptable to have sex before marriage. Sorry you misinterpreted my post — but I'm glad to know there are others out there helping fight immorality!

  19. 19

    Re: Providence – I appologize for my words and tone as well. I thought you were mocking me for saying this is not appropriate for all ages. Sorry for that. And i do wanna be clear, i'm very liberal. But it's time those of us that are liberal, let others know just because we're liberal, doesn't mean we don't have morals or ethics. Adults should be able to do what they want as long as it does not hurt others, but when kids are involved, if we don't protect them, who the fuck will. If we accomplish nothing else in life, protecting children should be our sole focus. Anyway, i'm pissy after reading the indictment of the ex penn state football coach, so this child protection thing is on the top of my mind.

  20. 20

    Re: hoochpit – Definitley, I completely understand. The Penn State story is awful!

  21. 21

    Hooch pit and Providence, Murphy made sure that they were high school seniors, either already 18 or just about to be. That was very responsible on his part. I hate to burst your bubbles but teen-agers are having sex much younger than 18, these days. I'm not saying that that is right but girls want boyfriends and boyfriends want sex.

  22. 22

    Last night was amazinggg loveddd it

  23. 23

    So far this whole season has sucked, I guess that is what happens why you (Ryan) create something and pitch to the executives and get a fan base then take the show off on some screwed up personal journey ignoring what got you here in the first place.

  24. 24

    Re: hoochpitRe: Providence – oh my god you guys are so hilarious. arguing about who is the most stupid and hateful and then when you realized your'e both homophobic bigots you bonded. LOL!!!!!! how sweet.
    oh and hoochshit, calling gay people cocksuckers and assfuckers, how liberal of you. you do realize breeders engage in those sexual acts too.

  25. 25

    I thought this episode was perfect. Everything was just how I wanted it to turn out, and that says a lot because i am a HUGE glee fan. I thought it was a nice scene when Santana, Brittany and Quinn all told her to wait because their first times were awful (and with guys they hardly knew), and then Tina came in to say it was special because she had talked it over and was in love. I think that was a really nice way to handle the issue.

  26. 26

    This was the first time Dave & Kurt got to be just two boys & it was sweet & magical & what we desperately needed. Max & Chris have something incredible between them; some call it chemistry–I call it mesmerizing. Freed, in a place where he’s safe & accepted & comfortable, Dave Karofsky is transformed from bully to blushing bear cub. I only hope that Ryan Murphy & his team explore not only this sweet, incredibly appealing boy, but the chemistry these two young men, as actors & as characters, have together. As a woman who roots for the unlikely match-ups, the ones that have to fight harder to be together, I can’t help but want to see who these two boys–proud, but insecure Kurt Hummel & frightened, but earnest Dave Karofsky–could really be to each other. There is one thing I have never doubted: Dave’s heart has always belonged to Kurt; the blush & the shy smile said it all: Dave would give Kurt the world. Please–bring Karofsky back & give the world their rich, compelling story.

  27. 27

    that episode was so boring and pointless…

  28. 28

    I loved seeing the warblers again! I think they should have their own show on Broadway!

  29. 29

    Loved, loved, loved!!! this episode. Tastefully done for sex between teens on prime time. Although would have been more realistic if one of the couples hadn't gone through with it.

    Also was I the only one hoping to see more of the cast acting out 'Westside Story'. I mean after all the hype about who got which role. I would have loved to see Kurts Officer Krupke stealing the limelight. And some jealousy and longing from Kurt and / or Finn when Rachel and Blaine would have had to kiss on stage. Just based on a few other lines in the show I felt like a lot of things were left on the cutting room floor. And a riled up Mercedes would have been icing on the cake.

    I'm just saying I don't think you can ever have to much drama on GLEE!!

    LOVES IT !!