WOW. That's a mighty strong allegation you're making there yourself, sir. Hope you're prepared to deal with the consequences of that!
Yesterday, after four different women have come forward to reveal they were sexually harassed by the Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain held a press conference to vehemently deny all charges. He insisted that everything these women are saying "simply didn't happen," especially the most recent claim made by Sharon Bialek, who told the press earlier this week that Herman grabbed her "genitals."
Cain described her as a "troubled" woman, then added that she might be a coerced member of the "Democrat machine", put up to making these false allegations to derail his campaign. He quickly added further that he did not know this for sure, but that he did know some "force" is out to destroy him and that these attempts to slander his reputation will probably not be the last.
So, you groped some more ladies at the NRA???? (We kid, we kid)
If he truly is innocent, he shouldn't let these stories deter his focus. If he isn't - and it's been our experience that they aren't - he should prepare himself for the ride of his life: a quick, swift fall to the bottom of the polls.
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