Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
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At least it wasn't some bloody awful fight where a bed ends up outside on the patio.
Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro says he blames distance for his most recent split from Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola.
That's a huge stretch considering they usually break up over shiz like a "three-way kiss" or flirting at a club or The Situation's face or whatever crazy excuse they use to break up with each other.
"Right now we’re not together. We want to focus on our careers and it’s not really fair to either of us to be in a relationship where you’re going to see each other once a week.
What me and Sam had was real. None of it was staged. We really care about each other and love each other."
Wow, you know, this actually sounds like a real adult making mature life decisions. We're pretty proud of you and Sammi, even though we know this "break up" won't last long.
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