Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Seduction! Fire! Reanimated baby-corpse monsters!
In case last night's episode of American Horror Story wasn't tragically disturbing enough for you, check out the promo for next week's WTF-fest from Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk, titled "Open House" (above)!
Is it just us, or does this one just keep getting scarier or scarier?!