Police in Bowie, Maryland are on the hunt for two big, old meanies who actually stole from a group of Girl Scouts selling cookies.
Last week, the troop was outside a local Wal-Mart, bringing joy, happiness and Thin Mints to their neighbors at reasonable prices when a man approached the table. He asked about the cost of the cookies, then grabbed the cash box and ran like hell. A woman watching on started after him, when another man stopped her and claimed he would catch the fiend himself.
But according to surveillance video, this supposed good samaritan was actually the thief's accomplice and they both made off with $200 worth of cookie money. TWIST!!!
Thankfully, all the boxes of Samoas were accounted for.
P.S. - How little shame must a person have to be able to steal from a bunch of little girls?! Seriously!