Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
No, it's not Idle Hands 2…although we'd LOVE to see that!
Check out the trailer (above) for 388 Arletta Avenue, starring Devon Sawa, Vampire Diaries' Mia Kirshner, and Carnivale's Nick Stahl!
Glad to hear you're keeping busy, Devon! We'll have to chat again soon!
Will U check out this new horror flick by the Final Destination/Casper star???
P.S. Remember him in Now and Then? We used to watch that ALL THE TIME!!!!!