We hate to say this, but we'd watch our ass if we were you, Joel McHale. Momma Kardashian has enough money to buy you, sell you back, buy you again, whack you off and put your body in place where no man in 100 years will find it.
But so far it just sounds like she's happy just complaining about you, so thumbs up for that!
Joel McHale was on Conan last week and as per usual, the topic of the Kardashians came up, specifically Kim Kardashian and her recent, devastating news. Joel revealed to Conan that he doesn't have the best relationship with his fellow E! stars, particulary matriarch Kris Jenner, who has taken to calling up the network heads every time Joel makes a joke about her kids. In the interview, he explains:
"Kim's mom would call E! much like an old lady neighbor going like, 'Your son's baseball landed in my window again', and they don't like it when we bring it up."
To see what "it" he is talking about exactly, check out the video (above) for the HIGHlarious interview.