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A "Real" Vampire Starts Biting Amok In A Convenience Store

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See! This is just what Edward Cullen was talking about! (Sorry. Twilight on the brain. Only 5 more days!!!)

There is a "vampire bandit" on the lose in Denver and last night, she made two unsespecting folks in a convenience store her victims. Of, if you'd rather, her dessert!

The woman, who is still on the run, came into the store on Monday night and proceeded to grope a male customer before biting him on the neck. From there, she turned her attention to the clerk behind the counter. She asked the girl for a hug and when she leaned in, she took a nasty chunk out of the clerk's neck with her teeth!

See, this is why momma said never talk (or hug) strangers!!!

Thankfully, this "vampire" was caught on film, so the residents of Denver have a clear picture of who to pull out their crosses and garlic for. In all seriousness, the woman is pretty dangerous. Just check out the video (above) to see the damage she did!

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2 comments to “A "Real" Vampire Starts Biting Amok In A Convenience Store”

  1. 1

    Please…please…please…save the English language. It's dying.

    "There is a "vampire bandit" on the lose in Denver" Its on the LOOSE! LOOSE! You LOSE weight, then your pants are LOOSE.

    Oy vey.

  2. 2

    You cannot spell unsuspecting? REALLY? And you don't know the difference between lose and loose? You have NO BUSINESS using a computer and blogging! How did you graduate HS? No wonder you are so interested in underage stars!! You think you are one!