The Lohan family must be distant relatives of Harry Houdini because they seem to magically avoid jail time for their crimes.
Although he was facing up to 4 years behind bars, his attorney told sources, "He will not serve any jail time."
Instead, Michael was ordered to spend four months working at the Teen Challenge International program and to take domestic violence classes in Fort Meyers.
Hopefully the Lohan patriarch will have FINALLY learned his lesson and will not only leave his former fiance, Kate Major, alone, but stay out of trouble for good.
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