Oh no!! Say it aint so!!!
Kourtney Kardashian's super secret Costa Rican wedding (oops, we let the cat out of the bag) is RUINED now thanks to that homewrecking Kristin Cavallari! Why did she have to get all up on Scott Disick's dick!?! Why!?! LOLz!!
Oh! And what's this!?! A pregnant Kate Middleton collapses! GASP!!! The triplets inside of her size 0 tummy…are they okay!?!
Hmm…Kris Humphries' side of the story…eh! Next!
Casey Anthony survives a deadly assassination attempt right in front of Chuck E. Cheese!! Ahh! Luckily she was able to get away when she offered the wannabe killer a lapdance!