That's it! Cher totally wins the Internet!
On Tuesday, the 70-year-old couldn't help but poke fun at the businessman's reported bromance with Russian President Vladimir Putin!
The icon posted:
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After being arrested, charged, and pleading 'no contest' to four domestic violence charges, Michael Lohan somehow managed to escape jail time, and instead was punished with 2 years of probation, and of course, his equally clASSy ex-girlfriend, Kate Major, is once again speaking to the press, and says that she's terrified of what he's capable of!
"Life is too short and I didn't want this outcome but I got to the point that I had no choice. Honestly, if I kept letting things go I could have ended up dead or who knows what would have happened. So I don't regret my decision in calling the cops after he violated what the judge told him within 24 hours. He obviously has no regards to the law. … I'm terrified of this man. He promised me he would never do steroids or drugs again. Because the way steroids and cocaine affected him in the past always led to abuse. He sent copies of sex tapes he had been taking [of] me without my knowledge to my father's house. I was on birth control but he started to take it from me and [was] trying to trap me and get me pregnant. … He wanted another girl. We already had a name picked out, actually. It was a fresh start because his other kids do not talk to him."
Oh, just lovely! Another little bundle of joy, huh?
Well, here's hoping that these two will just stay away from each other this time.
The last thing we want to deal with is the perfect storm of crazy that these two create when they eventually decide to reunite after their names haven't been in the press for a while!
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