What'cha have to say for yourself this time, Brittney? Got more of Ashton's sweaters to sell???
"Although divorce is often sad I do feel somewhat vindicated."
"For so long people have thought that I was dishonest or just making up my passionate nights with Ashton, when in fact I was being used."
"Ashton told me that both he and Demi had an 'open relationship' and that he was not in fact cheating. Now I can tell all the facts about how Ashton really was, and hopefully people will believe my side of the story."
"I feel for Demi very much and wish her nothing but the best during this hard time."
We're nauseated to think about all the money she's going to make with her newly pertinent story. Yuck.
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