What Should Demi Moore Change Her Twitter Name To? @MRSKUTCHER Has To Go!

Okay, we get it. The woman is going through a lot right now. The hassle of changing her Twitter handle is probably the least of her worries right now.
But for someone who tweets as much as she does (and trust us, as soon as all of this has blown over, she'll be back to at least five a day), she's definitely gonna need to change it.
So let's help her out a bit. What should Demi Moore change her twitter name to? @mrskutcher isn't gonna fly any longer…
Hmm.. @couginB4court ?? @imhappy_really ?? @redstringgreeneyes @positivetweets4U247 ??
What are UR ideas??
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@demimoore
How about @whatthehellhappenedtomyface?
@needstoleavelittleboysalone
@PLSTicCNT, or @oldhag, or @pathetichag…the possibilities are endless !
cryptkeeper
how about @dummiemoore or @paperorplastichag or @grandmamoore or @twitt_twat
@I'mjustafleckinoldjiltedbagcougargotdick?
@over40under40lbs
LOL i love you guys… great names!
how about @hasbeen?
@thoughtfullthrottlewasmycomeback
@ashtonscoochnomoore
aw you guys are all so mean. Demi is beautiful
@anorexictalentlessjunkiebitch would be appropriate and properly descriptive
@doesnotleavefingerprints anymoresoold
@potatohead'smom
@gotblow?
@hairtoolongforfemalemyage
@driedupcooter
Re: shannonkelly – Beautiful ? ! Are you high ? ! The woman is so full of bo-tox and other plastic, she craps PLASTIC after eating Mexican food !
@washeduphollywoodhag
@demiWHORE
@demi@rehab …..
Re: calijkat – LOL !
'Look at me…I'm Beautful ! ' - This is likely her affirmation prayer in front of the mirror every morning…..
She is SO OLD, her prom theme was FIRE !
She is SO OLD, Ashy called her 'Hun', because she was one !
She is SO OLD, she knew GOD when he was just a lad !
She is so OLD, you can count the rings around her cooter to determine her age !
She is SO OLD, Ashy used to accidentally cum in a wrinkle !
@ondaprowlagain @tyrnarockdacradle
Kabballah obviously is a sham, as it did not prevent the break-down of her marriage ! Maybe she oughta try another religion…..say a REAL ONE !
@msstriptease96
@Doulikemytitsushouldtheycostplenty
@IwuzhotinGIJanejustaxRidleyScottorViggoMortensen
@ASHTOFF
Demimoron
Wrinkledass
@toougly&oldtolive
cosmeticougar
Who gives a shit? Like we want to hear from her anyway.
@demionlyexperiencedneedapply
These comments are extremely harsh. No one deserves these kinds of insults. She may not be your favorite person, but she is still a person - one who probably reads these comments. So back off a little. Or a lot. I know this has been said a lot lately, but bullying is never the answer.
@pheaksexwanted_applyinrear
Re: Be-Atch – LOL keep em coming …..
How about @lezbo @carpetmuncher
@somuchmoore
@DemiMoore DUH! She shouldn't have used that as her user name. @DemiMoore should have been used to begin with and @MrsKutcher could have been used elsewhere on her page. That way, she could easily remove it.
Re: SDavis11 – do you really think she comes to this worthless site, only us fools who get a chuckle out of d-bag PEEREX come here.
She should change it to the crypt-keeper
@beefjerkytwat
@cougarTown
@getAlife
Re: raypearson – Probably. Some celebs can't resist the pull of gossip, especially when they know there may be some (or a lot) about them. But who knows? Better safe than sorry, I guess.
she looks like a man
Re: raypearson – Her lackeys come to this site, and likely tell her that EVERYONE is so supportive of her unfortunate siutation. Really - all a bunch of YESMEN. Hence her inflated sense of self.
Re: Robdawg – She is look'n freakishly masculine these days…drugs played a large part of this, of course. The crazy plastic surgery is not helping. And, the long hair…do we need to continue on about the long hair ! *sigh* Demi…let it go …
ANYWAYS…how' bout @hagsareus
Look at all the old lady lines ’round her mouth !
Look at the folds in that turkey-like neck ! ! !
@burgerking because that's exactly where she needs to go. The girl is frail, that's all I'm saying.
@PerezIsAFuckFace
@attentionjunkieindesperatemidlifecrisis
god, she is just TOO SKINNY! why do older women do this to themselves?? it makes them look way older and just sickly. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!