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A girl is in serious trouble and landed herself a DUI — all because she couldn't see the newest Twilight flick.
This, folks, is taking it too far.
The girl, 18 year old Olivia Christina Ornelas, was found in her car, missing the front right tire and spun out in a ditch. She wasn't injured, but boy was she "extremely upset."
She just wrecked her car while hammered drunk! Of course she's upset!
Wait, it wasn't the car or the trouble she was in? It was because her boyfriend wouldn't go take her to see the new Twilight movie?
Oh that makes sense.
We thought she had been overreacting for a second. We mean, wrecking both a car and a driving record while putting lives in danger is NOTHING compared to seeing CG werewolves argue about something or whatever.
People. Time to put things in perspective here. Nothing is EVER worth risking the danger of drinking and driving. Ever.
We're glad she's okay, and we're glad she didn't kill anyone. Jacob wouldn't approve.