Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
All right, so it's a step down from the extravagant dates he's organized in the past, but isn't it nice to know the two can chill like the 99%?
We bet they ordered the short stack! And strawberries… And butter…
[Image via GSI Media.]