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"I am old now: gray, wrinkled, tired, and bloated, and my joints ache, too. But I am ready to come into my full destiny—as my childhood dreams predicted—as a Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen of my own vessel: firing cannonballs at the worldwide culture of patriarchy in the name of all that does not suck. I no longer fear moving on to a better existence than this one, which is, of course, no existence at all. Oblivion will be fucking sweet after a lifetime at the mercy of my hormones and my biological clock and the twisted logic that produced the craving for a dominant male sex partner. I’m quite thrilled to say that at this late hour, in my autumn years, I have at last found a man who is more savant than idiot, and with whom the sparse occasions of physical enjoining of souls is quite sublime."

- Roseanne Barr on life post-menopause

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27 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. 1

    She's a good writer!

  2. 2

    She is a big mouth liberal. How can she look so old when she has had plastic surgery? She should get her money back.

  3. 3

    Good for you Roseanne!

  4. 4

    That's a kick ass statement. Empowered people don't suck! Oh, and Jenny - you sad little troll. Learn NOT to hate yourself and you may be powerful someday too!

  5. 5

    love this!

  6. 6

    And Jenny! Congrats on your gender reassignment. Only on the wonderful internet can an old, fat dude pretend be to something called "Jenny".

  7. 7

    Lol WTF?

  8. 8

    I'm no usually a fan, but this is fabulous.

  9. 9

    Loving it!

  10. 10

    Roseanne tells it like it is.

  11. 11

    This woman is repulsive.

  12. 12

    Re: philip83 – Let us have a good look at you.

  13. 13

    Re: JennyJJJ – Let us have a good look at you.

  14. 14

    Shut up Roseanne. Just shut the fuck up.

  15. 15

    Well you wouldn't be bloated, tired and whiney all the time if you EXERCISED. UGHH STUPID PEOPLE

  16. 16

    She forgot to mention she's a Jew

    Generally that's always included

  17. 17

    bitch is delusional

  18. 18

    Re: JennyJJJ
    Newsflash, Jenny: People grow old. Even people who have had plastic surgery. Heidi Montag is gonna someday deal with wrinkles. I'd like for us all to see a picture of you, so we can laugh at how wonderfully YOU will go through menopause.
    Re: philip83
    Let's flash forward to 30 years from now, when people are saying: "That Philip jackass is one ugly motherfucker."
    Re: Genghis Khan
    Quit commenting. Really, just stop fucking typing.
    Re: alshabam
    WOW. Stupid people indeed. Imagine that! If we all exercised, we'd all stop bloating. And maybe we'd look like you? UGH. STUPID COMMENT!
    Re: MR Pete
    Got some serious religious issues there, don'tcha?

  19. 19

    Or perhaps y'all just don't like someone with her own opinion. You know, someone who has lived a life the way they wanted to, regardless of the public's opinion, or societal and religious dictates.
    You know, someone with a mind of her own.

    Which is apparently hard to come by these days, what with your news stations and churches telling y'all how to feel about EVERYTHING. Of course, I get it. When someone speaks against the grain it's frightening.
    When someone says something "they're not supposed ta," y'all get your knickers in a knot, calling them "repulsive and delusional big-mouths."
    Well, I hate to break it to ya: It is the outspoken and those unafraid to state their opinion who initiate and make the changes on this planet.
    Commenters like you pretty much sit around and call people names.
    Your country should be SO proud.

  20. 20

    Re: raypearson
    P.S. Ray, gotta ask: What exactly is this "bitch" "delusional" about? I would have to say Roseanne seems pretty damned comfortable with her statements. No delusion once-so-ever. Quite content to be in her own skin.
    Getting through menopause isn't easy.
    Leaving craptacular Hollywood to pursue a more interesting lifestyle isn't easy.
    Finding love after you’ve had rotten luck in that area isn't easy.
    Having the balls to speak up about what is on your mind in a, "We love Jesus & Fox TV!" war-addicted & whore-making country, (no delusion there, right?) isn't easy.
    And lastly,
    Living in a patriarchal society where douches like YOU call "bitches delusional," - without any informative argument as to how you formed your opinion - sure as fuck isn't easy.
    Kudos, Roseanne, kudos. You've got stones half of us WISH we had.

  21. 21

    I normally do not care for her, but like very much what she has to say here, and wish her the best in life.

  22. 22

    God, I love her. I'm really hoping for a good comeback for her! She's one fucking amazing and hilarious woman.

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    Re: Brainiac – Heroism is so under rated, but you pretty much covered the whole thread. Bravo.

  24. 24

    Disgusting. She hates men.

  25. 25

    love you roseanne! i wish your reality show was still on tv! xxx

  26. 26

    I love this! Go Roseanne! :]

  27. 27

    Re: tellall – Oh hush up, child.