Dear Aaron Sorkin,
You would make everyone's Holiday wish come true if you signed on to write the Steve Jobs biopic. And c'mon, don't you owe it to him? He really wanted you to do a Pixar movie when he was alive, but you passed.
You were afraid your style wouldn't fit the theme. But guess what, your style will totally fit the iGenuis theme. Because YOU'RE a genius too.
Sony has asked me to write the movie and it's something I'm strongly considering. Right now I'm just in the thinking-about-it stages. It's a really big movie and it's going to be a great movie no matter who writes it.
Yeah, we're sure it'll do great in the box office no matter who writes it, but it will be the greatest film, the greatest tribute if YOU write it Mr. Sorkin!!!
Now don't let us down, oh great one. If you do, we'll be all BAH HUMBUG on your a$$!
Looove, PerezHilton.com xoxo
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