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English Ghost Groping Grandma In Her Sleep!

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Poor Doris Birch! All she wants is a quiet night's sleep, but no. This bitch of a ghost just won't let her.

The grandmother says she is constantly being groped by the ghost in the middle of the night. She explains to nonbelievers:

It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands. I kicked frantically and it went away. I've tried sleeping without the duvet. But it started shaking my mattress. I even threw the mattress off the bed and bought a new one but it has made no difference. This is very creepy and is giving me the jitters. It’s harassing me. I need to call in the Ghostbusters.

Well call in the Ghostbusters she did! After being told the ghost was a lost spirit, she ordered a husband-wife ghostbusting team to help the "lost one" on its way.

Ray Herne's plan is to "draw the ghost into him while his wife Beryl will capture it in a vortex of light and send it to the other side."

Film it! Film it!!! And then send it to us!

What's UR ghost story??

[Image via AP Images.]

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One comment to “English Ghost Groping Grandma In Her Sleep!”



  1. 1

    What a fucking idiot.