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Oooh goodie! Our favorite time of the week!! Right behind shocking divorce Monday and sex tape Thursday!

Let's see what we have here this time….

Angelina Jolie's assistant tells all, huh? You mean to tell us this chick would actually breach the extremely well put together confidentiality contract to tell a tab all about Angie's supposed antics? Ha! We doubt it, but the fanficton is juicy nonetheless!

Uh-Oh! There's a dire warning for Jessica Simpson and baby! Yeah, Jessica, don't eat Flintstones vitamins if you don't want your baby turning into a dinosaur! RAWR!

More Kim Kardashian divorce details! Kris Humphries' family is spilling all the dirty deets! What? That the "sources" are the Kardashians themselves?

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22 comments to “What The Tabs Are Talking About!”



  1. 1

    LMAO! Did anyone else crack up when they read "locks kids in bathroom while she gets drunk"??



  2. 2

    Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Kartrash on the front page!!! You don't do a Urine test for DNA , c'mon Perez your not even tryin'.



  3. 3

    Kim K. is a big fat cun*t. Someone needs to take a big greasy dump in her mouth. I'm sure she and her asshole mom would love that.



  4. 4

    Re: Wild-Guitar – "greasy"? lol!



  5. 5

    What about the tiny, little FACT that she is a LESBIAN???



  6. 6

    Sounds like your site Perez, it's what keeps you going right?



  7. 7

    I'm pretty sure little Shiloh will be coming out as a lesbian or bi earlier than most, as her parents are likely already aware of her tendencies and will be hugely supportive of her. I'm sure we'll see that headline in a few short years. If true, lucky girl that she'll have such accepting parents.



  8. 8

    Time for Gloria RedDress to the rescue
    IM sure the assistant has very valid reasons ($$$$$) to break her confidentiality agreement with Angelina



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  10. 10

    Hhahahahah I love these. Last week I could not stop laughing when I read "Angelina ruins Thanksgiving!" or "Casey Anthony survives assassination attempt!" hahahahhaha



  11. 11

    Those rags write FICTION. Shame on them.

    Shame on stupid idiots that pay money for them! You generate the lies.



  12. 12

    LOL…. what a Tool!!! You are no better! What an incredible hypocrite. Holy Hell.



  13. 13

    Angelina. I wouldn't put it past her.



  14. 14

    I mean there are two sides to every story but regardless Angelina desperately needs help



  15. 15

    Translations: After 200 days of working and taking care of her many kids, Angelina takes a few "mommy's day offs", places them in an apartment sized, fully equipped bedroom where all their needs are met, and recharges herself so that she could do it all over again. Simpson:
    She has the normal questions that come with being a first time mom. The Kardasians: "We have to get the public on our side so they won't suspect we used this wedding to get more money and fame. So let's get Humphries' distant cousin 40 times removed that he's never met to repeat some info he read online. We can then claim it's from his "family".



  16. 16

    Perez writes about the truth or when there's something questionable, he flat out says it is. This is his blog! There are gonna be opinions mixed in with the editorial stuff. These rags up there are PURE liars!



  17. 17

    Re: Wild-Guitar – Once again, I read a post from you that is totally disgusting. You are a perv!



  18. 18

    Re: Wild-Guitar – Do you eat with that mouth?



  19. 19

    Just come clean Jolie.



  20. 20

    ¨locks kids inside bethrooms whe she gets drunk¨ LOL!!!! HOW STUPID DOES THAT SOUND!!! if someone believes that bullshit then that persons needs to be checked by a profesional



  21. 21

    lol Husband from hell?. When I read the part "he hits on other women" I read so fast and understood that he beats women…. rofl how bad could that be!.



  22. 22

    I don't believe that assistant would spill the beans on Angie. I think this is a lie. Another thing, Brad would kick her butt out if she hurt his kids. I believe she would kick him out also. I bet Angie would hurt someone if they cross the line with her kids. I like her because she is so unique. She cares about people. Not foronce I believe she is doing this for publicity. She doesnt need it.