That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Could it be?
We're not counting
her mugshot collection our chickens yet, but maybe, just maybe, a little structure - and the imminent threat of serious consequences - was all that our Lindsay Lohan has so desperately needed these past few years!
As we've reported, the former actress has been court-ordered by Judge Stephanie Sautner to clock in around 12 eight hour shifts a month at the El Lay County morgue, as part of her community service sentence, but apparently, gurlfriend is FINALLY come to her senses and is taking her new job very seriously - and is even AHEAD of schedule!
According to sources with law enforcement, LiLo has gotten 10 out of her 12 shifts this month done, with another three weeks to spare, and even wants to get a head start on the hours she has due for her second status hearing in January!
Furthermore, she has been described as "polite," "hard-working" by her co-workers!
Well, we have to say - with some well-justified trepidation - we're impressed!
We just hope that she can keep it up!
[Image via WENN.]