The friend confided to People Magazine:
[Image via Instagram.]
This gives "Tramp Stamp" a whole new meaning!!
Ryan L. Fitzjerald deserves endless congratulations for pulling off the most highlarous acts of revenge we've EVER seen.
The tattoo artist / evil genius found out his lady had cheated with a long-time friend of his, and did what sane person would do:
confronted her told her he wanted to give her the tattoo of "a scene from Narnia" she always wanted.
Obv, instead of marking her with the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, Ryan gave his cheating lover a big pile of poop!! Probably to match her lying cheating face.
“he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”
Well, maybe she should have thought about that before cheating on a badass like Ryan! LOLz!
We know there's a chance that this story is a big pile of bull, but we want it to be real!