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A+ Revenge: Tattoo Artist Puts Poop Tattoo On His Cheating Girlfriend!!

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A+ Revenge: Tattoo Artist Puts Poop Tattoo On His Cheating Girlfriend!!

This gives "Tramp Stamp" a whole new meaning!!

Ryan L. Fitzjerald deserves endless congratulations for pulling off the most highlarous acts of revenge we've EVER seen.

The tattoo artist / evil genius found out his lady had cheated with a long-time friend of his, and did what sane person would do: confronted her told her he wanted to give her the tattoo of "a scene from Narnia" she always wanted.

Obv, instead of marking her with the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, Ryan gave his cheating lover a big pile of poop!! Probably to match her lying cheating face.

His girlfriend ex, Rossie Brovent, is now suing Fitzjerald for $100,000. She claims:

“he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

Well, maybe she should have thought about that before cheating on a badass like Ryan! LOLz!

We know there's a chance that this story is a big pile of bull, but we want it to be real!

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74 comments to “A+ Revenge: Tattoo Artist Puts Poop Tattoo On His Cheating Girlfriend!!”

  1. 1

    There is nothing at all amusing about that you freak.

  2. 2

    LOL, I wanna blow this guy!

  3. 3

    That's a horrendous thing to do. Are you serious saying that its great and the tattoo artist deserves congratulations? It feels sometimes like someone other than Perez Hilton writes up a lot of these entries. Not that Perez Hilton can't have a mean streak, but the tone of many entries seems to fluctuate or be inconsistent entry to entry.

  4. 4

    So feeding someone booze and permanently marking them is good revenge? Aren't you against bullying and violence?

  5. 5

    This is disgusting and mean. I thought you weren't a bully anymore? Looks as though somethings never change.

  6. 6

    Wow, what a DOUCHE, and so are YOU for agreeing with his actions in a public forum. It's one thing to think a revenge like this is cool, it's another to publicly support it. THINK before you post something like this you moron!

  7. 7

    I would get someone to beat his ass!! that's shit isnt funny that's permanent and hurts like a bitch to get taken off!!! I hope she gets the money and then some

  8. 8

    This is terrible and I can't believe that someone who is so "anti-violence" would think this is brilliant. How could she have had an entire back tattoo, which would take 2-3 hours to complete, while passed out? Also, who gets a tattoo done without checking the outline first?
    She shouldn't have cheated on him, obviously, but a giant back tattoo of a pile of sh*t isn't the way to get revenge. That's just cruel. He's permanently scarred her and it will take thousands of dollars worth of laser treatment to get that removed, and even then, it won't be completely removed.

  9. 9

    Re: Pacific Ocean Gal – Are you kidding me? This whole thing is fucking hilarious! She cheated, and she got dealt with in a most amusing manor. Justice served

  10. 10

    I'm sorry, she shouldnt have cheated, but where she wasn't a mature adult, he should have been. As a tattoo artist myself, I fight discrimination for swing a degenerate or punk. People don't trust me to pay my bills, or do anything right. This just adds flame to the fire. Not to mention that even though tattoos are not regulated in 50 states, the best of use try to live by a moral code when doing out work.

    They are both despicable.

  11. 11

    To all the girls saying how horrible this is… I can't help but wonder… if it had been a girl who put that tattoo on a cheating boyfriend's back, would you still be saying how awful it was, or would you be giviong her props? I bet you would all be congratulating her. Not saying what he did was right… I'm just saying I think there is a bit of a double standard going on. Oh, and if you cheat, karma will get you. It always does… lol

  12. 12

    what a douchebag boyfriend. seems like he's completely nuts. hope she gets her money.

  13. 13

    I'll admit, the whole stunt does have its entertainment value. That doesn't mean it was right. Doesn't mean it should be celebrated. but it is a funny notion.

  14. 14

    this is not funny all.. its actually kinda fucked up

  15. 15

    hilarious but that should be criminal

  16. 16

    Ugh. Completely wrong.

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  19. 19

    You've always had a misogynistic tendencies, you little piece of shit, but sometimes you've been able to cover them well. Now you really showed your true colours, Perez. You are a nothing but a loser who hates women because they get more cock than you do.

  20. 20

    Re: BloodFountain – Someone should tattoo shit on your face and lips.

  21. 21

    Re: Demode – I can say as a woman, if you're a douche bag and make a douche bag move such as this, you're a douche bag. It doesn't matter to me if you're male/female/both, don't care. It was highly inappropriate and if this story is true, it will take her a lot of money to fix his bs tattoo. He should be punished for doing this, I would expect a woman to have to pay for it as well if she had done this to her boyfriend. The only high five they'd get from me is to the face.

  22. 22

    First of all, SHAME on your Perez for giving this douchebag attention! I do NOT condone cheating but this revenge was way over the top! A smaller pay back tattoo would've got him into less trouble and might've been funny. A big tattoo like that is going to cost a TON to remove and he should have to pay for it!

  23. 23

    What a couple of handi-non-capables.

  24. 24

    Re: Demode – i agree. a few of the girls on this board will definitely give a girl props for seeking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, but a lot of these people are delusional and spiteful, so they'll never admit to it =)

  25. 25

    OMG this ish is HILARIOUS! Everyone is getting a little too sentimental about a turd tattoo.he didn't beat the girl or torture her, he branded her with a pile of poop. Which can be removed BTW. But what I think is most hilarious is that women can do WHATEVER they want to a cheating boyfriend. Beat them, wreck their car, set their wardrobe on fire or chop off their d%@! And that's fine "he got what he deserved" you all would say. But let an upset nan who has been.being cheated on get his revenge by drawing poop on his cheaters back and ppl act like

  26. 26

    guy should be prosecuted for assault, if not assault at least for terminal stupidity. Of course it could all be a scam. The "work" is really poor art and VERY lightly done, could well be done with food color rather than actual metallic salts tattoo ink

  27. 27

    BTW, you are a MAJOR bully with this post. cheering on a criminal. Your agenda seems to be plugging along, but why does you anti bullying campaign NOT include GAY CHILD RAPE. Seriously is there any bullying more violent than an adult male anally raping a 10-year-old child. COME on peeerex admit it, not every gay thing/person is good.

  28. 28

    OMG this ish is HILARIOUS! Everyone is getting a little too sentimental about a turd tattoo.he didn't beat the girl or torture her, he branded her with a pile of poop. Which can be removed BTW. But what I think is most hilarious is that women can do WHATEVER they want to a cheating boyfriend. Beat them, wreck their car, set their wardrobe on fire or chop off their d%@! And that's fine "he got what he deserved" you all would say. But let an upset man who has been being cheated on get his revenge by drawing poop on his cheaters back and ppl act like b$%#@*! In heat and get all HOSTILE towards the originally wounded. So I say well played tattoo artist. Props to u! FUNNIEST thing I've seen in a while!!!

  29. 29

    Re: blitzie – clearly he is not a member of the APT. The more i look at it more the more i believe it is a PR scam, done with food color

  30. 30

    This could all be fake!!

  31. 31

    I didnt read the title and only saw the picture and thought it was a candle or the frosting topping you put on the dessert with the cherry on top lol. Anyways I do understand being mad at your cheating partner but to get revenge with a giant pile of shit tattoo? now that's fuck up.

  32. 32

    it's nice to see your bully streak still showing

  33. 33

    and by nice i mean you're a dick. this poor woman is going to have to endure hours of painful laser surgery to get this removed.

  34. 34

    Regardless of her shitbaggery, no one deserves that. He should have just called her out and been done with it rather than this passive aggressive assholery.
    I'm surprised by your amusement.

  35. 35

    I don't understang why he's not in jail. It's stated he got her drunk and did the tattoo himself,so at the very least he will lose his license to legally do tattoos. This also seems like it would be considered a case of assault. The way I see it, this guy is in way more trouble than just a simple $100,000 lawsuit. Couldn't he have just keyed her car or gotten in a fist fight with his "buddy"?

  36. 36

    Hilarious! The flies were a nice touch lol!

  37. 37

    she should sue- and win- and he should have his license taken away (do they have those for tattoo artists?)

  38. 38

    This is Aggravated Assault, plain and simple

  39. 39

    This is totally fake, the exact same picture was posted on Ugliest Tattoos 2 years ago.

  40. 40

    Fair enough. She had it coming.
    Trouble is, he's not God.
    Karma is gonna be busy here.

  41. 41

    She should be suing for a lot more than 100K. The removal procedure will have many painful sessions and is horrible on the skin. Tthis an assault, and I'd press criminal charges for intentional infliction AND bodily harm.

  42. 42

    This is a really horrible thing to do to someone, the fact Perez finds it funny says a lot about him.

  43. 43

    Re: Demode – What a sexist thing to say. I'd have posted exactly the same comment as I did.

  44. 44

    you actually condone this? wow. youve sunk to an all new low. and you think yourself a role model? loser.

  45. 45

    she should "pretend" she wants to preform felatio and bite it off!

  46. 46

    Whether this is fake or not, you're disgusting. You say you're not a bully anymore but you congratulate this guy? No, she shouldn't have cheated and she deserved to get something in return, but permanently defacing someone's body is NOT on the same level. This is just another post that shows that you're still a bully and will never stop.

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  48. 48

    OK, I have always been anti-cheating and about f*cking up someone's sh*t when they cheat, but this is borderline psychopathic behavior. This dude should lose his license and never be allowed to tattoo again. What a freak!!

  49. 49

    So sorry but this is hilarious. There is no way I would cheat with a best friend and then drink wine and have you tattoo me. Ah, think about it. But, good luck with that lawsuit.

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  51. 51

    This is as close as being physical. There is nothing to applaud too, be happy that she cheated on you and that you found out, drop the girl and move on. It's disgusting and stupid.

  52. 52

    I like the earlier post that said "Karma is going to be busy here". Anyone that's ever been cheated on is probably laughing a little bit. For all the people that are losing their shit about it, relax. It's not your back.And if you try to say you haven't ever done anything to get back at someone, you're a liar. Not going to lie…it's slightly amusing. Karma certainly has been and will be busy in this case!

  53. 53

    That is SOOOOO bad ass!!!!!

  54. Laura says – reply to this


    Someone cheats on you and its ok to tag them? i would hurt him

  55. 55

    moral dont cheat althou i dont beleive in revenge my ex cheated and left for the new person i never sought revenge and now i am with someone 10 x better took awhile meanwhile she gets to have the ex jerkoff..rather a elaborate revenge but if she wins the money shell win in the end.. either way serves her right

  56. 56

    ummmm are you insane? that's a horrible thing to do to someone, regardless of the cheating. that's got to be illegal. that is a huge violation, to permanently mark someone's body like that with something offensive that can have a huge impact on their life. any sane person would NOT do this, and would realize that you need to just move on.

  57. 57

    Look at all of the whores defending another whore. If you're married..cheating on your spouse she be criminally punished. If you're not married, than expect something like this to happen. Hypocrites much? Men get their tires slashed, paint thrown on cars,etc,etc..

    I love how people have become complete and utter garbage morally. Everyone is focused on the guy, and the girl that cheated is being defended.

  58. 58

    Oh, and she signed a waver for the tattoo..he just didn't give her the right tattoo..So she can't press any type of criminal charges against him (thankfully) for assault. She can sue for money to have it removed. But 100,000 is absurd.

  59. 59

    that s what she deserves for being a HO !why be with some one and cheat on them and hurt them and live a lie when you can just be honest call it quits and go your own ways especially when its the person you love and close friend thats a double slap in the face

  60. 60

    HAHA Awesome!! Thats what she gets!! She was cheating on him with his friend and then planned on using him for a very expensive tattoo. When you act like Ho expect to be treated like a Ho, and word to the wise dont ever do somebody wrong and expect them to do you a favor. Life doesnt work like that!

  61. 61

    Major FAIL with your comments Perez. What do you think the Boy with the Pink Hair would say about your bullying comments?

  62. 62

    And now you can see why the girl cheated on this asshole. Now take him to the court and take him for everything he's got.

  63. 63

    Perez HIlton, you are a shallow, misogynistic bully. Regardless of whether this story is real, your reaction to it is indicative of the quality of your character. I stopped reading this blog long ago because all of your hating. I returned recently to check it out, only to find this. Once a hater, always a hater I guess. You are a fraud.

  64. 64

    First of all, I think this is very funny. BUT apparently it is not true. They were talking about it on the radio today, and I guess it is just a drawing the the couple in this story made it up for attention.

  65. 65

    Re: Demode – you can't really call it a double standard if the hypothetical situation you just described isn't even close to going on here.

  66. 66

    Re: Bunnyness – She can always erase it with laser. Now at days is affordable and it leaves no marks whatsoever. Its just going to suck tho, cause the tattoo is big.

  67. 67

    Re: Turned40 – Theres no real way to prove that she drank alcohol anymore and also the fact that she drank because she wanted, he didnt grab her by the head, put a funel in her mouth and gave her alcohol. So Im afraid that everything is on his side.

  68. 68

    She deserves it. I bet she wont ever cheat on someone again.

  69. 69

    News Alert! This story is a fraud. Fact check, Perez.

  70. 70

    I don't agree w/Mario on too many of his comments, but I have to agree with this one. This has to be one of the funniest paybacks I've ever seen.

  71. 71

    Plus I seriously doubt Mario is endorsing what this guy did, he, like I, find it very funny.

  72. 72

    uh wow. gl getting that removed

  73. 73

    Yeah, that is pretty messed up, but I can sympathize w/his point of view…

  74. GiGi2 says – reply to this


    This story is so fake. One look at the supposed tat tells it all. This "artist" would starve to death with work like this. It looks like it was drawn by a twelve year old girl. I can't believe everyone is so quick to comment about the story before checking the veracity….oh no wait a minute….this is Perez Hilton isn't it? Nevermind!