As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Herman Cain just told Wolf Blitzer he'd still be running for president, new affair claim or not!
But now it seems as if he's reconsidered.
During a conference call this morning, he said it was time to "reassess things."
Yes, reassess. And then give endorsement to one of the remaining oh so brilliant thinkers.
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