Just remain calm, everybody!
We're sure nobody will get hurt as long as we keep throwing her packets of tanning lotion!!
The sexiest member of the Jersey Shore is training to fire a gun and heavily considering buying one of her own.
Apparently JWoww "really loves the feel of cold steel on her skin!" LOL!!
Yeah, we're sure she does. And honestly, if there's anyone on that show who could use it correctly, it would be her!
Watch punks try to hit Snooki now! SNOOKEH!!!
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