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Kris Humphries Using Annulment To Gain More Publicity

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Seems like Kris Humphries is doing whatever he can to stay in the public eye.

Despite Kim Kardashian originally asking Humphries for an annulment, the basketball player refused to go along with it.

Instead he decided not to sign any divorce papers at first and then hired a legal team to help him move along with the separation.

But now, as we mentioned to you earlier, new reports are that Kris is finally seeking an annulment.

Uhm, where were you Kris the first time whem Kim asked for it?

Oh, and as for Kris’s claims that the marriage and all was fraud, if it was fraud then he’s in bigger trouble for having accepted money from E! for their marriage.

What will Kris come up with next….

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79 comments to “Kris Humphries Using Annulment To Gain More Publicity”



  1. 1

    You really think Kris is the problem here? I don't know anyone sympathetic with Kim, this just reeks of a publicity stunt. Kris' legal team are doing their job by suggesting an annulment. Kim is guilty of FRAUD.



  2. 2

    Good for Kris! I knew he had the balls to stand up to this stank family. She used that man & now karma is coming back to bite her in her plastic ass!



  3. 3

    I wish you would stop trying to make him out to be the villain when its so obvious that Kim is the one who did this for publicity.

  4. yeez says – reply to this


    4

    You are literally the only person on the planet who thinks that this is somehow Kris' fault.



  5. 5

    Apparently Mama Kardashian has a hold of your cajones, Mario. Fraud, fraud, fraud.



  6. 6

    WHO CARES????? Seriously STOP posting stories on this family of fame whores and hopefully they will shrivel up like Bruce Jenner's balls and disappear!!



  7. 7

    You've got to be kidding me, it's obvious Perez is team Kim all the way. I think Kim is trash and Kris is doing the right thing. GO Kris!



  8. 8

    When did she ask for an annulment? I don't remember this being reported, despite it being the obviously better choice, except that then someone's accused of fraud or being a first cousin. Oh wait…



  9. 9

    Good for Kris! Do you really not get what is going on here? Or do you simply not want to lose an advertiser by siding against the porn star wannabe and her sleazy kin?



  10. 10

    He's so handsome rofl :)



  11. 11

    ok, now you're on kim's side again.



  12. 12

    LOL, this story makes me genuinely laugh…How low can a breathing living go under the temptation of money? And I ain't talking about Kris H here…



  13. 13

    Are you sure you are actually gay, Perez? I don't know any real gay man who would take the Kardashians side on this. Oh Perez… you will always be the loser kid trying to fit in with the kool kids.



  14. 14

    Who gives a shit. Kim is dumb and he should have ditched her before the wedding. I guess the money was too good to pass up.

    She sold her soul and lost her true love Reggie Bush, he was the only one who could put up with her dumb ass.



  15. 15

    I find it funny, that when this divorce had broken out, perez hilton, was badly talking about kim and her entire family; kris kept his mouth closed for the pass month and now that he is seeing the harsh reality of things, he is taking action and all of a sudden, perez wants to speak bad about him. It is sad that perez is a two-faced liar and is a back stabber; who would want to support anything that you would like to do in the future.



  16. 16

    Legally… fraud, when used for annulment purposes, is defined as a misrepresentation or concealment of information prior to the marriage by one party that goes to an essential aspect of the marriage and is calculated to deceive a reasonable person. Perez, do some research. Just because Kris is citing fraud does not mean that the marriage itself was a fraud. Leave the legal aspects to the lawyers and just report the facts.



  17. 17

    actually, he would not be liable for accepting money from E! if he had committed fraud because E! experienced no damages as a result of the fraud, in fact E! received a huge benefit from the contract, and whether the marriage was real or not has no impact on the essential purpose of the contract in the first place: ratings.



  18. 18

    It honestly makes me sad that you thing Kris Humphries is the one who is seeking more attention. WHO is the one on all the magazie covers, doing all the TV interviews? ITS KIM! I was such a fan of her and now I am not because of this. She is OBSESSED with herself. She must pay you to write well about her…Leave Kris alone! She really should be accused of fraud, making so much money on a wedding just so she could watch herself walk down the isle..yuck.



  19. 19

    Also, kris is doing what is best for himself because right now, this family of cats, are having the claws out attacking this man. That's why I hate gold-diggers and I believe that if he/or she have any money in the bank, should get a strong, well documented prenup because there are people out there that will only be with you just to hurt you.



  20. 20

    Good for him. He needs to completely wipe that nasty cun*t out of his life.



  21. 21

    How much is she paying you? Seriously. You were all against her when this happened and now every post is Team Kardashian and you are hating on Kris, when clearly he is the good guy. THEY are your sources, we're not idiots Perez…..He's doing this for PR? Really? THEY do EVERYTHING for PR……EVERYTHING……and they are going to try and make it look like he's a fame whore? Where has he been? He's been laying low since this all happened. It's so obvious THEY are trying to make HIM look bad…..THEY are behind him looking bad on the show.

    And you all are idiots for tuning in and making them more money.



  22. 22

    Yeah Kris was in the spotlight before he was dating the fame whore…The whole Klan of Kashwhoredians should just go away. The only one with any talent. Bruce, and I am not talking acting skills, he was an Olympian



  23. 23

    PEREZ WOW, YOU HAVE FINALLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…AND NOW THANKS TO KARDASHIAN MONEY YOU CAN FILL IT WITH FRILLS..YOU MAKE ME SICK…KRIS H. YOU GOT A BIG TEAM ON YOUR SIDE AND YOU ARE SMART TO GET THE ANNULMENT..GOOD LUCK KRIS AND CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY,YOU COULD HAVE ENDED UP LIKE BRUCE JENNER ..



  24. 24

    Perez U did this for your Kartrash . You have to feel a little silly. People would LOVE to hear Kris's side and he has stayed mum. An annulment is not way to get more publicity, in fact what it would do is make his pre-nup void and he would get nothing from KIM, which also means he would be let out of a "keep yo Fing mouth shut agreement" which makes me lololololololololololololol He then could tell everything about the ho hahahahahaha



  25. 25

    I think Kris h is horrible. Kim should of never married him. Kim needs an older man not someone who is 26. I think the whole marriage was a mistake, i knew watching there show they weren't gonna make it. Kris gets under her skin on purpose, and they both didn't make the time for the marriage.



  26. 26

    Are you Kidding??? Kris doesn't need Kim for any thing!! He at least has the balls to stand up to the disgusting ho's!! Besides it looks to me like Kim was the abuser?? Didn't she throw a punch at Kris, because he broke her toe nail? How stupid for her to get so angry over a toe. Just like Kris said!! Kim over reacts to everything the Drama Queen. Yuck!!!



  27. 27

    The only FRAUD in this marriage was Kris Humphries wanting Kim's fame and money.



  28. 28

    I have read elsewhere that he is asking for an annulment to stay in good with the Catholic Church. Although he can get a divorce legally and still petition the Church to annul the marriage in their (the Church's) eyes. Another reason that I cannot stand the hypocritical Catholic Church (I was raised Catholic, but am in recovery). They make you jump through hoops so that they control whether you can have another marriage in Church. I think he is just being a good Catholic boy and protect hsis Catholic future.



  29. 29

    Re: poodlewithamohawk – Good visual Poodle. Very apt.



  30. 30

    This is BS!!! Kim filed for DIVORCE, not an annulment.
    This is just the Kardashian Press Machine (using their paid blogboy, Perez) to make it seem like Kim is the innocent one.
    .
    Glad to see that Kris ain't rolling over for this trash family.

  31. Honor says – reply to this


    31

    Re: Mergers – If he gets the marriage dissolved he forfeits any rights to a divorce settlement or the money that was offered to him in the pren-nup. Fame? Was he looking for agents and TV crews in MN? Or do you think no one would pay him for his story?Re: Comments off C off – Your right, if he can prove fraud and dissolve the marriage and his contract w/ her he gets to talk about the horror that is the Kardashians lols



  32. 32

    He doesn't need publicity, he has the support of millions of people who know kim lied to him, used him, publicly humiliated him and defrauded him. He is doing the right thing and I as well as plenty of other people support him. Kim used him for publicity and so did her two ugly sisters so if he doesn't want to be known as a divorcee at 26 then an annulment it is. Go for Kris an go hard. Make sure Kim pays every dime of your lawyer and if she wants to pretend she loved you then I am sure she will be more than happy to take a lie detector test to proove it.



  33. 33

    Re: jeanmarie – He probably doesnt think so and Im sure Kris Jenner is paying him to publish all these things about the guy.
    I just saw today on tv while doing "zapping" Perez dancing with Kris Jenner and hugging and having fun together while talking and down in letters said "Perez Hilton - Kris Jenner's close friend"…. just saying.



  34. 34

    Go Kris Go! I actually would like to hear his intake on the marriage, kim's not so much.



  35. 35

    Sounds like the Kardashian klan has paid you off lol! I thought you weren't on their side on this one?! My opinion is divorce is UGLY! both Kim & Kris need to stop speaking to the public about it.. Kim especially needs to stop doing interviews, magazines, and all that or its just gonna piss everyone off & get way worse!



  36. 36

    The Kardashian's are pathetic. I hope you get off their bandwagon and start dealing with the fairness of a 72 day circus that he was committed to. That family sucks and Perez has better sense and sensibility to get one-sided on this. What joke was that…get married, live with your sister and her husband and little kid outside the door and be happy>>>>>>>>GET REAL!

    I CONSIDER HIM TO BE LUCKY TO BE AWAY FROM THOSE MONEY-SUCKING, TRAILER TRASH WANNABES! GET THE ANNULMENT AND NEVER LOOK BACK!



  37. 37

    And another thing.. if he is asking for an annulment, how is that staying in the public eye? That's simply asking to have no ties to Kim as if it never happened! Doesn't sound like trying to stay in the public eye to me!



  38. 38

    Perez is in business with the Kardashians and he is the only one putting this headline out. so I hope Kris H gets all the publicity and public support we can muster. He didn't ask to be a divorcee at 26 so go for it Kris, everyone knows the wedding was fake. Charge her with attempted assault and make her pay your lawyer fees. Make her take a lie detector test, hell make all of them take a lie detector test. I know I want answers and I know how the kkk likes to keep it real and honest so I am sure that they would accept the challenge of a test to regain public trust.



  39. 39

    An annulment is the best option here! When you are divorced, you are forever a divorcee. You must always produce the official paperwork saying you are actually divorced should you want to marry again in the future. They were married for a TV show, for a very brief time. The whole thing was a foolish fraud in every way. Having it annulled puts it right. That and giving the gifts back. That seems to be the only reason to me that Kim wouldn't want it to be annulled. She wants to keep the gifts, because they were for her marriage contract- 'wedding'. If it's annulled, she will look even worse keeping all of those wedding gifts. And, for her, it IS looks that matter. Her whole show is based on that premise.



  40. 40

    Oh Perez, I could overlook your constant silly spelling errors but your seeming obsession with painting Kim as the angel and Kris as the devil is the last straw.
    Seriously, you don't think Kim might have used her 'marriage' as an opportunity for more attention? Lets remember who put out a sex tape, which is the true origin of her popularity. The however millions that were spent on her wedding that lasted only days is a true testament that nothing but fame is sacred to her, money is her and her family's only goal in life; what values to celebrate.

    Im done with your site; its not what it used to be. What happened?
    Your insistence on protecting Kim and bashing Kris is costing you your credibility.
    Are they really worth it?



  41. 41

    Frankly Prezzer, your "loyalty" to the K brand is misting your vision. Kris comes off as a nice kid, Kim is over the top and older. Why don't one of these K people go to school? Or become an athlete rather than just sleep with one.



  42. 42

    As he should! The Kardashians Cash in on everything! She wanted the divorce and is cashing in on it, so should he! I use to be a fan of her's now shes just annoying.



  43. 43

    Love how the grifters of Kim K and her madam, I mean, mother, Kris J. by their own hand brought down the nouveau riche House of Kardashian. But greed will always do that to scam artists - and when its all been built on sand anyway.



  44. 44

    KRIS UR GREAT PEREZ IS SO FAR UP KIMS ASS HE HAS LOST HIS MORAL COMPASS AND PASTE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF THE SNAKE GYPSYS MOTHERS LIPS STRIGHT ONTO HIS SITE..

    kim is a filthy hoe its a shame it took this long for kris to see but now he sees yes the marriage was a fraud kim pretended to care she bitches and complain which proved she didnt care if u love someone u love the quirks … not bitch all the time about evertthing she is a disgusting thing

    krish is great hes a real man and he deserves more respect than he got .. my prayers are will him and his family that he can recover from being around the evil fat ass klan and their abuse



  45. 45

    What they said. What they ALL say. I haven't heard of a single person who thinks there's anything wrong with Kris, and nobody can stand Kim or the Kardashians, after this farce.



  46. 46

    um..an annullment would make the marriage void but I'm sure there's still a "do not disclose" contract out there that would not be voided by an annullment…duh.



  47. 47

    Kim "might" have wanted an annulment because with one Kris gets absolutley nothing, BUT then she realized that
    a. Now Kris can talk
    b. She'll have to give the ring back
    c. and most importantly. her sponsors can now sue her for fraud too



  48. 48

    WOW, wonder who paid Perez to start bashing Kris H. Momma Kris, or E!. When US Weekly started the Kris H. bashing campaign, I knew they had some kind of connection to the Kardashians. Then they came out with this EXCLUSIVE about Kourtney being pregnent. Knew it.

    I thought Perez was better than that. DIDN'T KNOW HE ALLOWS PEOPLE TO PAY HIM TO CHANGE HIS OPINION. Shady, shady.



  49. 49

    Re: Fleurs29

    Also, In CA there is no such thing as someone who "refuses to sign the divorce papers". So long as a person is served (given notice) the other party can obtain a default judgment. Basically, so long as someone properly GAVE the papers to Kris (and given that her attorney is the amazing Laura Wasser - service was probably perfect), if he doesn't respond, refuses to reply or acknowledge papers, KIM CAN JUST GET A DIVORCE. period.

    Check your facts. This post is just painfully wrong and biased.



  50. 50

    Go Kris!! Give this kid the anulment he so obviously deserves! I hate the phoney baloney Kartrshians and hope they all crawl under a rock and count their millions in quiet. Kris Humohries is awesome, I hope he gets a clean slate, gets a new contract and moves on with his amazing self! Go Kris!!



  51. 51

    I really hate that this site is so pro kardashian! Give me a break, the kid didn't rush into signing anything because he loved the bimbo, you suck for trashing him.



  52. 52

    re perez alighning with the gypsy clan of hoares
    its no benefit to perez to side with kris even thou perez knows very well that kris has been played but its only in his benefit to side with the filthy gypsys as they bring in the crowds and also his gaga posts are going down which means hes dropping her off a cliff soon i said itll be by feb and we are right on target .. perez will only hang with them while the going is good then hell trash them prob more than the rest of us crossing fingers or hell go down with the steaming sesspit demon witches as they slide into hell for what they did..a steaming pile of shit and hair i think perez is smart enough to know when to jump ship hes a survivor ..



  53. 53

    What the hell is wrong with you, Perez? Seriously…are the Armenian whores worth losing your fans?



  54. 54

    Clearly Perez has been paid off by the Kardashian Klan. Kim is the only one who does EVERYTHING she can to be in the public eye.

    Nice try Kardashian PR team.



  55. 55

    LOL I thought perez had changed " into not being a bully " just because your (pretend) BFF is in the KKK club you are being more aggressive than ever, respect their privacy and let the whole story go, we are over it, Australians couldn’t care less (WE CAN SEE FAKE FROM 2000 MILES AWAY)so if you want to obtain your audience down here leave the whole thing out of your gossip column. I do find it hilarious how manipulating Kim is in using you for promotion and making you think you are actually friends, think about it perez, think about it, she only want you for publicity… Ughr, I hate LA.. Such a shit hole full of morons.. San Fran/New York = Awesome, LA = Fake and just sad.. Just saying…



  56. 56

    Oh, yeah, right, HE'S the spin master. I guess Perez got the memo from Pimp Mama. It seems her little trick, Kim, needs good PR like she needs brains. How low of you to accommodate the Pimpster, Perez. I think you will lose more of your fan base over this.



  57. 57

    ENOUGH WITH THE KARTRASHIANS AND J TO THE LOW posts!!!!!…..aside from you receiving money to promote them, you will start to alienate your readers.,….ENOUGH….they both are tramps who slept their way to the middle



  58. 58

    Perez, you are so transparent that it actually makes me sick. How much did Kim K pay you to take your side? I swear everytime some socialite whore breaks up with a man, they always try and slander their name and say they're 'fame whores' or 'they just wanted publicity', Paris did it, Kim did it.. It's pathetic. In reality its because no guy can stand how narcissistic and fucked up they are. They will fade out and die alone. Kris is successful without Kim.. for legitimate TALENT mind you..

  59. redrn says – reply to this


    59

    Wow! Perez, you just lost ALL credibiliy! So dissapointed! Your inexplicable bias is so transparent. Trying to stay in the spot light is the FULL TIME JOB of the kardashian family who I might add are famous for kim behaving like a egomaniacal whore, as opposed to actual talent.. From the beginning, kim became the psycho bride consumed only with presenting herself in the best light at that sham of a wedding! Kris said it best, she could have fit any guy into the groom slot. It was always all about her, she didn't even allow him to help plan it! Kim had no legal ground to file for an annulment, as she wasn't defrauded, or cheated on.Kris was! His seeking an annulment shows that he values marriage, and understandably wants this nightmare legally erased This is now her SECOND DIVORCE! If she wants to salvage anything of her poor reputation, she should act like a grownup, APOLOGIZE publically, stop using the media to BULLY the naive Kris. She really uses people and throws them away. Didn't think it was possible to respect that family less!



  60. 60

    Wow really Perez your going to give shit to Kris for this.. Kim is a retard and her mom… they are media whores they love the attention… they are horrible people with no talent what so ever and are famous for no reason at all.. they need to get off TV.. and I think kris got tricked by kim to get married to her for the money she could make from having a huge wedding..all she cares about is herself.. most famous people with money like hers gives back to charities and to people in need.. never do i hear about her doing stuff for others.. she only care about herself.. i am soo happy Kris finally gave up on working things out with her and finally getting rid or her!



  61. 61

    Why would he sign anything without having his legal team look over it ,she may have asked him for one and yes he may have refused to sign anything until he got lega advise like any normal sane person would do , and perez you are such a suck up little bitch boy you are outraged for a week or so that Kim played everyone with a 72 day marriage, a week later your bashing on Kris why did Kris jenner pay you to talk shit about Kris Humpries and try and make Kim look good , sure seems that way



  62. 62

    I bet when Kim screamed out "Kris" in the throes of passion, that she was fantasizing about her mother. And remembering the really good old times in the sack.



  63. 63

    Kim asked for a divorce..not an annulment….an annulment is actually fairly easy to get…especially if you were married for 72 days…you are essentially saying there was no marriage.

    An annulment and divorce are two separate things - you may not realize it - an annulment is essentially saying it never existed. Which seems to be right on point here.



  64. 64

    Perez, generally I agree with you but this is just wrong. If you think Kris is the problem in the marriage, you are wrong. 110% wrong. I'm glad I'm not the only one who was annoyed with this post.



  65. 65

    Urgh, you really just sounds like you're totally in the kardashian pocket in this post. I usually i enjoy reading ur stuff but this is yick. I hope Kris gets his annulment and never looks back at that family.



  66. 66

    yeah kris good for that bitch she should pay all the expenses she used now she should pay for what she did



  67. 67

    Perez, you comment seems slanted towards the Karashian clan and very anti Kris…It is pretty obvious that after the backlash that the Kardashians are trying to clean up their mess….they are even rumored to have re edited this season of K and K take NY to make Kris look bad. Kris appears to be a decent guy from a good family who go hijacked by that bunch of publicity loving fame ho-s who are now trying to use him as a scape goat to clean up their shite



  68. 68

    If you are favoring the Karashian's in order to hitch your wagon to their star please be assured that star is falling and not even a wooden boy would wish upon it!



  69. 69

    You're an IDIOT, Perez. Go back to Cuba!!!

    I hope that Kris out the Kardashians/Jenners for all of their lies and fradulent acts. They're lowlife grifters. KK's dad was just as evil, representing O.J., knowing he murdered his ex.

    Kris didn't know about Kim's first marriage–she kept that from him. That, alone, is grounds for an annulment, and if the marriage is annuled, he gets nothing from her (nor her from him), so, it's not for money or publicity.



  70. 70

    Really!? Can we post about the subject at hand and not about Perez!?? Gheez If you people hate him and the things he posts so much…here's an idea…DON'T come to this site!!!!

    I do enjoy the Kardashian show(s), gossip sites, etc. As to whether the marriage was real or not…I think it was but Kim realized it wasn't for her, YES she should have realized this before the wedding, YES they should have been engaged, spent more time together before they went through with the ridiculous thing. With that said, I don't think they had a chance with their living arrangements. IMO it was Kourtney that drove both Scott and Kris away in one episode LOL. The playroom, the naked yoga instructor, the leaking on their bed, etc., etc. Oh and also the size/storage space in their room. It's hard for anyone to adjust to living with someone else and under those circumstances, not a chance. They have enough money to rent something much larger, an extra room for Kris and this belongings certainly wouldn't have hurt. Hmmmm…maybe they were already trying to drive him away.. Bwahahaha well guess what, it worked!



  71. 71

    he's not trying to stay in the spotlight…If he's actually a Catholic, he can't remarry in a church unless this gets annulled.



  72. 72

    Re: linwoo – I agree with you linwoo, I don't think he's trying to stay in the spotlight, just the opposite. I think he wants to pretend the 72 day marriage didn't happen and who can blame him?! BUT if he did try to stay in it, I wouldn't blame him there either…it happened so might as well make the most of it.



  73. 73

    It is obvious that mama Kris is paying Perez and also Yahoo. I think he's probably so grossed out by that entire family.



  74. 74

    erhm Perez, I had a bit of respect for you but now……Meanwhile, I thought you were anti-bullying? Let Kris be, I think a lot of people agree he has been unfairly treated!



  75. 75

    ahhhhh but that is not true. Her attorneys said she asked for an annument but they advised her against it as she could get sured for the $$$$ E paid her and have to return the gifts and being the greedy hag that she is she said ohhh NO. It is her Idea for the divorce because she thinks she can get his money too along with ehrs and ALL the money from the wedding that she got paid. Stop making shit up about Kris he is not the one that committed fraud , she is, What happend?? She threaten to sue you if you actually told the truth? The whore and nher family want more more more and thye want what Kris has because he wouldnt put up with her naked men in the apartment and her sneaking behind KArisses nack to see Reggie and her lies and her greed and her PIMP mothers and tramp sisters and one illegitiment kid after another… that is the truth or her attorneys are lieing???



  76. 76

    Perez stop talking like that…Kris got many offers and decided to stay out of the spotlight….unlike Kim who wants the public to feel sorry for her…not working because more and more people hate her for being a fake and a fame whore like her mom and the rest of the Kardashians who are trash….Stop attacking Kris already….instead get rid of the Kardashian show….at least now I refuse to buy any magazine or any product endorsed by the Kardashians



  77. 77

    Both are nutcases. Please, how could they both be so dumber than a doornob. She wanted publicity (after seeing William & Kate's wedding) and wanted it to be THE WEDDING of the year…ugh! She will never find someone to marry because she is too into herself, the spotlight, and money. Now Kris H…yuck, yuck, yuck. He claims to have Christian values…REALLY?! He never showed respect for the opposite sex. You don't belittle your wife (anyone for that matter), you don't treat the one you supposedly "love" like a rag doll and bark orders…(would you say those things to your mother?) Plain and simple, both are at fault of a marriage that should never, never have happened. By the way, the gifts should not go to charity…GIVE THEM ALLLLLL BACK TO THE GIFTER!



  78. 78

    Another thing, Kris Jenner does her publicity for her book during the "revelation" of her daughter's upcoming divorce. NEVER does she bring up "his" name or say that she and the family really wished they could work it out. (But I'm sure she got her "10%".) You could tell by watching the show in every episode, they loathed him. LOL! The only one that had any balls to say "anything" was Kloe, who by the way, has a marriage that seems to be working.

    Also, they are both guilty of fraud…fed off each other for money and publicity. (Yes, Kris Jenner gets 10% of that too.)



  79. 79

    Team Hump! For real though, enough of these stories…