There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
According to TMZ, the two legendary singers apparently spoke about how much sense it'd make for them to work together at some point, and as it's being reported now,
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Here's something interesting for everybody!
A lawyer in Chicago posted a job opening for a secretary in the "adult gigs" section of their local Craigslist.
The post asked for the usual: resume, contact information, and measurements.
Wait. Measurements? What??
As this is posted in the "adult gigs" section, in addition to the legal work, you would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together sometimes separate. This part of the job would require sexy dressing and flirtatious interaction with me and my partner, as well as sexual interaction. You will have to be comfortable doing this with us.
We have to be sure you're comfortable with that aspect, because I don't want you to do anything that you're not comfortable with. So since that time, we've decided that as part of the interview process you'll be required to perform for us sexually.
Because that aspect is an integral part of the job, I think it's necessary to see if you can do that, because it'll predict future behavior of you being able to handle it when you have the job.
If you're still okay with everything, let me know what you're availability is and we can figure out a time for you to come in and interview. Let me know. Thanks for your interest.
Ha! HaHaHa! This is golden! We can't believe this actually happened!
And true, he was very upfront with all of it, but let's point out that prostitution is illegal in Illinois, and a law firm should act accordingly under the law.
She was straight up going to be their secretary AND their sex slave — all for pay (and 401k)! And that's illegal. Bad lawyer! Bad!
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