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Secs And Execs! Lawyer Advertises Opening For Sexual Secretary!

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Here's something interesting for everybody!

A lawyer in Chicago posted a job opening for a secretary in the "adult gigs" section of their local Craigslist.

The post asked for the usual: resume, contact information, and measurements.

Wait. Measurements? What??

But hey, this economy sucks, so Debbi sent 'em in! In return, she received this email from the lawyer:

As this is posted in the "adult gigs" section, in addition to the legal work, you would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together sometimes separate. This part of the job would require sexy dressing and flirtatious interaction with me and my partner, as well as sexual interaction. You will have to be comfortable doing this with us.

We have to be sure you're comfortable with that aspect, because I don't want you to do anything that you're not comfortable with. So since that time, we've decided that as part of the interview process you'll be required to perform for us sexually.

Because that aspect is an integral part of the job, I think it's necessary to see if you can do that, because it'll predict future behavior of you being able to handle it when you have the job.

If you're still okay with everything, let me know what you're availability is and we can figure out a time for you to come in and interview. Let me know. Thanks for your interest.

Ha! HaHaHa! This is golden! We can't believe this actually happened!

And true, he was very upfront with all of it, but let's point out that prostitution is illegal in Illinois, and a law firm should act accordingly under the law.

She was straight up going to be their secretary AND their sex slave — all for pay (and 401k)! And that's illegal. Bad lawyer! Bad!

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7 comments to “Secs And Execs! Lawyer Advertises Opening For Sexual Secretary!”



  1. 1

    I live in Chicago and as if I needed any further confirmation beyond Emmanuel as Mayor and it being Obama's campaign headquarters, well, here is more proof positive that Chicago is now officially designated as one of the hubs of hell on earth. This is utterly and thoroughly disgusting and I hope fate catches up with these two misogynistic predators of the most subterranean and that Jesus' Justice Be Done so that they Always understand exactly what they were asking for. For a woman to be treated in such a manner, there is just no excuse. Woman was made From Love, for Love and Holy union and the bearer of life itself, to be honored and respected and loved and revered. Catch these two subterranean mutts and everyone like them and may it be done unto them. Just pisses me off and makes me sad what man thinks he has the "right" to do:(((((((((((((((



  2. 2

    This story turned me on for some reason.



  3. 3

    It's not illegal. It's not prostitution. Just like porn is legal, this is.



  4. 4

    Yeah, this is legal. Gross, but still legal.



  5. 5

    A Hard Blow-JOB!



  6. 6

    Are the lawyers attractive?



  7. 7

    That's not illegal. Prostitutes get paid for sex and that's all. If this woman's getting paid for being a secretary and it's expected for her to have sex with them, that's not prostitution. Many bosses prey on their secretaries or employees. At least these douchebags are up front about it.