It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Courtney Love has a pretty colorful history of making bizarre claims, most notably yesterday, when she announced that she was working with Lindsay Lohan as her sober coach, but shockingly, the hard-pAArtying former actress' rep, Steve Honig, has denied all of this to be true!
"Courtney is not, nor has she ever been, Lindsay's sobriety coach. This story is completely untrue."
Do you think he bothers to even look into these claims before he denies them anymore?
We like to pretend he's some sort of computer program that searches for reports about Lindsay Lohan on the net and automatically issues a rebuttal!
You know, like a ChatterBot! A HonigBot!
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