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Map Of Penis Sizes Across Europe!

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Map Of Penis Size Across Europe!

Hungry, we had no idea!!

Someone was kind enough to make a chart showing the average penis size in every European country. Now we know where to plan out next vacation!

We spend 5 times more on research for penis enlargement and breast size increase than for Alzheimer's. This means there's a lot of penis data out there!

We expect the next chart to be more detailed.

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37 comments to “Map Of Penis Sizes Across Europe!”

  1. 1

    HAHA what?!?
    Who does this type of thing?

  2. 2

    Don't you mean HungAry??? Wow! you really need to go there, not for the dicks, but to get some culture on how to spell the name! This reminds me of Kellie Pickler's stupidity

  3. ed69 says – reply to this


    so who is the biggest? i cant see very well since yoiu werent kind enough to enlarge the picture.

  4. 4

    hungry? REALLY? it's hungary, retard.

  5. 5

    I'm pretty sure it's in CM not Inches.

  6. 6

    I'm not sure about Hungary since I've never fucked any Hungarian men before. But every French guy I have been with sure does have big meaty cocks…hmmmm

  7. 7

    I love France, seriously…was kinda planning to go to Scandinavia next summer…now I have to rethink about it lolol

  8. 8

    You are a rude, crass, vulgar, despicable, and DEPLORABLE human being. Honestly, if you drowned in a bathtub or fell into some homoerotic web of S&M and never came back, I wouldn't care. I hope you disappear. The sooner, the better.

  9. 9

    im assuming its in cm….not all that impressive if thats the case. someone tell me if its not cm

  10. 10


  11. 11

    I like my men between 6-7.5 & thick; anything else is Freakish or Frankensteinish…..

  12. 12

    yes, it's in cm. to get a rough estimate in inches, just divide the number in cm in half (by 2.2 if you want to be exact).

  13. pdidz says – reply to this


    Hungary! The most beautiful girls AND the best hung men! Lol!
    People give Perez a break on his honest spelling mistake! If you don't like Perez, don't go on his blog?!!

  14. 14

    Re: Death2Gaga – Then why on earth do you read this site dumb ass!?!?

  15. 15

    The French are just bigger liars. Though they do have a large ethnic population from Africa…

  16. 16

    Only a man would think of something this senseless, inane and dumb….really.

  17. 17

    These are in centimeters, people. So put your eyeballs and tongues back in your heads. And its loooong been known that the Spanish have the biggest dongs. It must date back to something to do somewhere, somehow with its time being part of the Ottoman Empire. Those damn donkey-dicked Moors.

  18. 18

    Only a man would think of something this senseless, inane and dumb….really.Re: Death2Gaga – And you, being a man I would ,would only have so much hate to read this blog and attack the way you do…Not to mention make your Avatar name to attack an amazing, charitable, talented and gifted star….Your anger only shows you are an unhappy, failure of a person….Because if you were not, you would not be so disgustingly hateful…just sayin'.

  19. 19

    Just when you start becoming relevant…

  20. 20

    it isn't actually as big as everyone says. the largest average, 16.5 is actually only 6.5 in. NOT THAT LARGE!!!!

  21. 21

    :( aww I love the Brits! but I guess I will have to learn french… sorry brits

  22. bbcb says – reply to this


    You seriously need to die by a massive giant awesome cock that chokes you until there is not a hint of life.

  23. 23

    This is probably not even accurate. They only took the sizes of WILLING participants, so the numbers are not showing the average size for all the men. Unless they got their numbers from medical doctors which is illegal (well I don't know about in other countries).

  24. 24

    Re: Adorable Kevy – UMMM…. you have clearly not seen a (or any) black man's dick, have you?

  25. 25

    This confirms my findings from when I vacationed in France with my friends.

  26. 26

    Re: KaL.A. – UMMM, you clearly fail to remember that the map is of The Dongs of Europe Collection.

    And the Moors are said to have had black African blood (see: Othello).

  27. 27

    Yeah, dick size.

  28. 28

    Perez, it is spelled "Hungary", not "hungry". Please make the effort to actually spell-check your posts. I have been visiting your site for many years and am from Hungary. These kind of typos are a really bad look for you.

  29. 29

    Better run before the cold gest realy hard!

  30. 30


  31. 31

    Remember it's metric there.

  32. 32

    You're such a sl*t. You think it's cool but it's not. You trying to make it cool is so not cool. At least if you're going to try to advertise being a slut, advertise condoms as well.

  33. 33

    Is it true that the Jews are so confident that they cut off an inch? HOWEVER, I think Perez is the biggest prick in the world (and that's not even hard).

  34. 34

    Must be boner size. I inch = 2.5 cm.

  35. 35

    Hungry???? Are you kidding me? Please start spell checking!

  36. 36

    Damn I knew I should've finished taking French in High School. :(
    Btw, it's Hungary. Not Hungry. Lol.

  37. 37

    Well, I've been with some guys in berlin……. can't complain….. if course there is no S&M meter on this map hehehe