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We Can All Sleep Easy Now! Toilet Paper Thieves In New Mexico Have Been Caught!

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toilet paper thieves have been caught

That'll teach them to inconvenience restroom-goers!

On Saturday, three men entered an Albuquerque, New Mexico restaurant and left the place with ALMOST A DOZEN rolls of toilet paper! Deplorable!

According to employee Josh Flannery-Stewart, the men looked suspicious because they "weren't talking" and seemed "messed up" while in the restaurant.

The criminal masterminds men entered their car with the stolen TP, and attempted to exit the parking lot…but they were quickly stopped and arrested by police.

Fortunately, the stolen toilet paper was returned to the restaurant, and all is well in the universe once again.

Oh, how we love happy endings! LOLz!

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3 comments to “We Can All Sleep Easy Now! Toilet Paper Thieves In New Mexico Have Been Caught!”



  1. 1

    They must have been desperate because that toilet paper looks like paper towel. That's some ish you wipe with and it'll cut your pooch.



  2. 2

    they got arrested, while the politicians who steal millions get treated like kings! oh world, you're so just and fair!



  3. 3

    The cops saved my ass!