This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Michelina Lewandowska is a survivor if we've ever heard of one!
She met Marcin Kasprzak six years ago and the two fell in love. They had a child together (now 3) and moved to England together.
After "growing bored" with her, Marcin began plotting an escape. It was bad enough having to deal with his constant verbal abuse, but he finally snapped with the help of an accomplice.
Using a 300,000 volt taser, he tased the crap out of her neck and stuffed her into a computer box. Then, he and his accomplice drove his boxed up girlfriend to the woods, burying her alive (she had two air holes to breath through).
They planted an 85lb tree on top of her "grave" and left for the ATM where they withdrew her money.
Fortunately, Michelina was able to fight her way out of the box and dirt and made her way to safety. She describers her heroic escape like this:
I thought about my ring, that I could take it off my finger and try to cut through the tape with it. I cut the tape from my legs with this ring. I put the ring back on my finger then I put my whole hand through the opening.
I was trying to estimate how much soil was on the box and I think it was 10cm. It could have been more. I managed to tear a little apart from this little opening. Then I thought the next thing is to cut the tape because there was no other way to get out.
I put the tape from my face onto my legs and I started to tear the box apart. I was focusing on the hole I had just made. I took my head out from the box through the hole and at that point the soil was getting in.
I managed to get half of my body out. I was lying on the ground. I was talking to myself, keep going.
Wow… you go gurl! We hope those psychopaths get jail for life!!!
[Image via AP Images.]