That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Holy shiz! Holy shiz! Holy shiz! Holy shiz!
Perez needs to be in this episode so bad!!!
We were ELATED to hear last week that Gloria Estefan was confirmed to play Santana's mother on an upcoming episode of Glee, but now, we've gotten news that literally skyrocketed our heart to the moon!
Rapper Pitbull (DALE!) is currently being courted by the show to star as another member of Santana's family - her big brother!!!
Ahh!!! Familia con talento!!! Naya Rivera, you lucky girl!!!
Ryan Murphy, you listen to us! This is our time! We should SO be in this episode. You're casting a bunch of family members, great! We even hear there is going to be a big family musical number in the episode. Super! We could be another brother or a nephew or someone's cousin thrice removed by marriage - we don't care!
WE WANT IN!!!
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