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The Blue Lagoon Is Getting Remade…For Lifetime!

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Huh? Really?

Apparently, Lifetime has greenlighted a contemporary remake of the '80s Brooke Shields tittay-fest The Blue Lagoon, which, in case you're unfamiliar, tells the story of a boy and girl marooned on an island as children, who ultimately grow up together and start boning a lot.

According to sources, production is hoping for a February start date in Puerto Rico, and casting is already underway!

Hmm…doesn't this story seem a little, ahem, risqué for the network? Seems like Lifetime is better suited for pregnancy pacts and Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Oh well!

Maybe we'll tune in - but only if Courtney Stodden gets the female lead!

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11 comments to “The Blue Lagoon Is Getting Remade…For Lifetime!”

  1. 1

    LMFAO….. oh now i'll sleep better at night.

  2. 2

    I'd laugh so fucking hard if Courtney Stodden got cast in a Lifetime movie, it would be perfect! And I'm sure all of those mean old critics who said her acting was bad would just be 'jealous that she's famous'!

  3. 3

    ANOTHER REMAKE? Are you kidding me? Is that all Hollywood can do anymore? The first movie wasn't that great.

  4. 4

    No one will beat how good looking Brooke Shields was…. and part of what made that movie was how hot the guy looked in his loincloth… they were better times than today's baggy clothed clowns

  5. 5

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No matter how much you're kidding, NO MORE REMAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Artists: PLEASE DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Filmmakers: PLEASE DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING… PLEASE THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 6

    Christopher Atkins was so damn hot back then! Brooke Shields well what can you say….A true beauty and she still is.

  7. 7

    Wasn't it already remade with Milla Jovovich? I'm probably wrong though…

  8. 8

    They should remake it as an update 30 years later, using the same cast, or better yet, have Gilligan and the Skipper, Ginger and the Professor discover them on the other side of the island while on a search for Natalie Wood's body. Next.

  9. 9

    Stupid idea.

  10. 10

    courtney stodden.. are you kidding me? it's blue lagoon, bot porn lagoon. tjeez..

  11. 11

    Courtney couldn't do it. Not only can't she act (to which her mother has admitted), but she'd have to go topless, and good Christian gurls with rill boobies don't do that…because then we'd see how much is implant, and how much is stuffing.