Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
He is nothing if not consistent.
According to Brooke Mueller's high-profiled
knife-wielding ex, Charlie Sheen, the charges that Brooke has been selling drugs is completely preposterous. In fact, he can prove without question that his baby momma hasn't been dealing dirty rock.
Because he's been paying her a fortune to stay clean!
"With the child support I give her … she's gonna deal drugs? Never gonna happen."
That's true. He gives her $55K a month to take care of their twins. Some people make that in a whole year! She should have more than enough money!
So then, why would the cops nab her? Why would they make such an example out of Brooke? Charlie had an opinion on that too, explaining:
"The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day … these are the clowns that let [Ted] Bundy go."
Well! Someone is still holding a bit of a grudge, huh!
The truth about this will make it's way out …. and maybe we'll see where all those thousands of dollars are actually going!
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