Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Suck it Rooney Mara! (We kid. She is going to be exceptional.)
This…is the untold story…of a girl…with a gift.
A girl named Lisbeth. A girl with a tattoo. And a bejeweled cellphone case. And an bowel obstruction due to Jager.
You know what? You have to experience it to understand it. Check out the video (above) to watch The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo, staring Emma Roberts and a werewolf.