Um, so how can we expedite the getting this chick into rehab process? Clearly, she is in need for some help!
Saturday night, Brooke Mueller nearly came face-to-face with the pavement when she bolted out of Beverly Nightclub in West Hollywood and tried to avoid being seen by the paparazzi. Her "dramatic" exit, in which she covered her head with her sweater, almost resulted in her falling over a car. She then ran into Jerry's Deli next door and snuck out from there.
Hey! Brooke! Do you know what is attached to your head that you covered up? Your EYES! Don't know if you have heard, but most people use those to see where they are going! Just something to keep in mind for next time.
Charlie Sheen must be so proud.
[Image via National Photo Group.]