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The latest Twilight installment really made James Franco's blood boil, especially all that vampire sex.
So to vent his frustrations he wrote a scathing movie review for The Paris Review.
The protagonists finally marry, having waited until the wise old age of eighteen, and since the book and the film dutifully show them being wed, they are then allowed to fuck each others’ brains out. For a film that claims to be sexually responsible, the Twilight movies are awfully dependent on teenage sex to attract viewers. The actors prance about like pieces of meat, their disturbingly developed bodies on full display; Taylor Lautner’s rippling teenage chest is just a little better than the child beauty-pageant stars at the end of Little Miss Sunshine.
LOLz at that last line.
But maybe James has a point since the sex scene in the book was relatively nonexistent.
What do U think of Franco's critique???
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