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The Sexiest Woman OF ALL TIME Is….

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Not Angelina Jolie. Repeat, not Angelina Jolie!

It's not Marilyn or Madonna or Audrey or Britney.

It's Jennifer Aniston. The one and only, Jennifer Aniston.

Men's Health magazine released their list of the sexiest women EVER, with Jennifer leading the pack as their #1 gal. While to some this might seem a surprising choice, the mag stands by its choice, explaining:

"Funny is sexy and Jennifer Aniston is funny. Her down to earth persona makes her seem attainable and her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionalilty, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny and unmistakably real."

There might have been an unintentional, back-handed insult in there, but we think the sentiment is clear. Jennifer is a star who keeps her light shining bright and her beauty hasn't faded a day since she walked into that coffee shop in a wedding dress.

Oh, and just if you're wondering … Angie was #10.

No good deed goes unpunished? Maybe? LOL.

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78 comments to “The Sexiest Woman OF ALL TIME Is….”

  1. 1

    dont think anistan is sexy…. not my type… angie is sexier…. well madonna came at #5 ;) ))

  2. 2

    marilyn ,angie madonna are sexier than anistan

  3. 3

    Really? I have nothing against Aniston, but 'the sexiest woman of all time'? Really? This is just goofy. Of course there are the inevitable comparisons to Jolie - hell, Aniston would hardly be famous without Jolie, but, even so, there are so many sexy women throughout the ages - this must have somehow been influenced by the Aniston team.

  4. 4

    Why the hell you gotta constantly egg on this whole b.s. between Angelina and Jennifer Aniston? Are we back there again?? This Angelina worship is so pathetic.

  5. 5

    I love Jennifer Aniston so much, but enough with the Angelina Jolie hate! Cant you just celebrate Jen without insulting Angie? Its the media that makes the situation a "feud". Enough already! They are both gorgeous, funny, smart women who deserve all the best that comes their way. Congrats to BOTH Jen and Angie!!

  6. 6

    why are you always so late E and yahoo reported this days ago! and no one is happy she won that tittle. there are 10,000 more women that are more beautiful than she is!! I think Audrey was like number 86!!!!!!! that's just some bull

  7. Jai says – reply to this


    She is so beautiful. She's also down to earth, funny and humble.

  8. 8

    men think she is sexy because there is nothing fake about her….

  9. 9

    One DM poster said it perfectly: “I’m not surprised Angelina came in tenth. It was for a health magazine, so the men polled are going to go for a more toned and athletic figure. Angelina has been looking very scrawny the past few years, which doesn’t appear very healthy or toned. You can see it in her arms, which frequently have popping veins because she’s sooo thin. Also, you can see it through her pants in Angelina’s legs, in the shots with Brad’s mom last week. Angelina needs to put on some weight like in her Laura Croft days. Being super thin isn’t doing Angelina’s beauty the favors that she thinks.” – And I agree on every point.

  10. 10

    Damn, they are way off the mark. Out of all the woman from old Hollywood to present, they picked Aniston? She has a nice body, especially for being over 40, but I do not find her even remotely sexy. I also hardly see her as "attainable" or "real," and unlike MH, see her as one-dimensional. She plays the same person in every movie except maybe a few parts. Plus, she seems a bit frigid at times, as well. No thank you.

  11. 11

    Re: lington – The only time I've ever found Madonna sexy, was when she was trying to get a free ride standing naked by the freeway with her thumb up. But I wouldn't recommend hitchhiking naked, though. A lot of sick people out there, should'nt make it easy for them. Other than that, not really. Great breasts, though.

  12. 12

    Really? Nope dont see that at all.

  13. 13

    Re: HarleyDex – I think John Mayer would agree with you - he described Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm, and Aniston as merely nice.

  14. 14

    There isn't a square inch of her body I would not love to suck, lick,touch, fondle, stroke, fuck and cum on!! She is so hot that she make my eyes water if I look at her too long!!

  15. 15

    First of all Madonna and Britney are FUGLY SLUTs and could never make a list like that.
    2nd, Angelina can't win because she's too freakin skinny and skinny's not sexy.

  16. 16

    She is HOT, everyday every week or month! Not too skinny or over weight! Looks great dressed to the 9's or just in jeans! She always looks GREAT! Jolie is sexy but all bones!! Sorry! Jennifer takes!!!!!!

  17. tasha says – reply to this


    Jennifer is more like the girl next door. Diffinitely not the sexiest. That should of gone to Marilyn Monroe. Why must you always drag Angie into everything. Thats like dragging Justin into everything to do with Britney.

  18. 18

    I don't think so.

  19. 19

    Love you Jen!!!! Real Woman.

  20. 20

    Madonna was voted #5 sexiest woman of all time in a Men's Health Magazine readers poll… Here is the top 10:

    1. Jennifer Aniston
    2. Raquel Welch
    3. Marilyn Monroe
    4. Britney Spears
    5. Madonna
    6. Ursula Andress
    7. Bettie Page
    8. Pamela Anderson
    9. Jane Fonda
    10. Angelina Jolie

  21. 21

    Great choice! I am so glad that they can see past our perceived illusion of sexy. She is the girl next door, she is beautiful, she is fit, she is sweet. She has always conducted herself as a lady. That is sexy. She is the whole package!

  22. 22

    I dont see it, I think it's cool that she's in her mid 40's but I dont see her as sexy…maybe cute. I'm glad to see it wasnt Jennifer Lopez.

  23. 23

    Haha, ok crap magazine! WTF?! Aniston?

  24. 24

    monroe should be #1 and britney sexier than madonna or ursula andress??? or angie lolol never

  25. 25

    monroe should be #1 and britney sexier than madonna or ursula andress??? or angie lolol never

  26. 26


  27. 27

    Re: Everything popular is wrong. – madonna even at 53 is sexy..her personality her power….her brains…. its sexy…. i dont think jen is sexy…. monroe should b #1…. and britney???wtf lol

  28. 28

    orgh ! someone hav good publicist XD come{n she not the most sexy , she´s eveny close to….

  29. 29

    jen isnt sexier than angelina or monroe or grace kelly come on… and britney at #4 ????? wtf

  30. 30

    Reminds me of that The Office episode. Is Hilary Swank hot? The answer is no. Is Jennifer Aniston cute and the girl next door yes? Does she have that je ne sais quoi beauty and auora like Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Angelina Jolie and a lot of old movie stories that they didn't mention back in the day? Hell no.
    I think that people misinterpreted the question. Sexy and of all time should be eliminated.

  31. 31

    I wonder how much her publicist had to bribe someone for this "win"? I makes me wonder who is reading Men's Health? She is most definitely NOT sexy…she's a YAWN…

  32. 32

    BRITNEY is the only one who is not anorexic here so cheers to Britney Spears for not starving herself like all the skinny bitches! real men knows what sexy is and this is all time y'all!!!! britney is so down to earth and that's sexy! jennifer aniston and angelina jolie eeew they're trying to be like this hollywood very proper role model fashion shit women they're fake as plastics!

  33. 33

    I think that jennifer aniston is vanilla. just simply plain. Nothing going for her and she is old. I don't dislike her, but she is definitely not sexy. I think Monroe, angelina and raquel are all time hottness. She also does not have lips or a figure, not appealing at all.

  34. 34

    I totally agree with this decision! She is by FAR sexier than the skeletons that pass as attractive…she actually has a woman's realistic body.

  35. 35

    Well you could of posted a sexier photo of her along with this article. Just because she doesn't dress like a whore all the time doesn't mean she's not sexy. What I don't understand is how Madonna is even on that list lol?

  36. 36

    she doesn't really have any sex appeal at all. she's cute, but she's the girl next door, not the sex bomb

  37. 37

    disagree. completely.

  38. 38

    Unlike those who seem to take this as a presidential mandate and so are morally outraged idiots, I kinda get what the title means. Sure, Marilyn is flawlessly gorgeous, but it was more a persona covering an unfortunately unbalanced person. And Scarlett Johanssen, who I'd probably go lesbian for at the drop of a hate, is a pretentious brat sometimes. Jen looks better now than she did ten years ago, she's surrounded by friends, and she seems more approachable than most celebs. And people are right— enough with the comparisons. I would argue jolie doesn't even count as human. She has a flawless face but that body belongs in a morgue, and she's like Medusa— don't look at her or she'll drain your blood and wear it around her neck. She looks too sick to be functioning. Someone— maybe one of you jolie ass-kissers— get her in a program.

  39. 39

    Really, saying Jennifer Anniston is the sexiest woman alive is a very far stretch from the truth. I can see you throwing her a bone because of her losing Brad and not being very successful in previous relationships and her acting career. Nothing personally against her but I think she looks like a dog in the face with a nice looking body. There are so many other more attractive and sexy women that could have been selected.

  40. 40

    She is in great shape. Nice figure from exercising and eating healthful food. And she has a pretty face, healthy hair. That is SEXY. Don't know why some ppl think 10 ft tall skeletal women are sexy. But in Hollywood the skeletons usually win out. Obviously Men's Health magazine has some smart ppl on staff. Good for them.

  41. 41

    I wonder how much that award set the life-long barren old hag spinster back….Jennifer buys every meaningless award presented to her; it's the only way she can beat Angelina; Angelina actually earns her prestigious awards….

  42. 42

    The Sexiest Woman of All Times is Angelina Jolie; boy did they get this one wrong….

    Hey Jennifer….STILL NOT AN OSCAR!

  43. Mermo says – reply to this


    She looks like a man :/ there is something really wrong with this list!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. 44

    Re: gypsysmama – completely agree with you! Its not just about the outside beauty….I think thats what people are just basing this on. Shes classy, funny, smart, etc… to me, thats what makes somebody sexy/beautiful.

  45. 45

    Every single woman in the top 10 is sexier than Aniston! What a joke.

  46. 46

    SEXY means sex appeal. She is probably cute and that is it. Angelina obviously had it oozing out of her if Brad even dumped her. Who are the kidding. More than Marilyn or the QUEEN? I don't think so. Who paid them?

  47. 47

    Angelina Jolie is not sexie than Jenifer Anistan. Not at all. Now if what you call Sexy is sleezy then i suppose she would be, but Jenife has true beauty and is an all around better person than that whore..

  48. 48


  49. be be says – reply to this


    Read it and WEEP Angelina!!!! good for you Aniston! She really is that hot, especially in Horrible Bosses. MEOW

    Ha Ha, and you're number 10 Angelina, hear that? TEN. Evil man stealing voodoo practicing witch.

  50. 50

    Okay it's nice that Aniston was named sexiest woman by Men's Health, but do you seriously have to parallel that with Jolie?

    How many years ago was that?
    I'm pretty sure Aniston doesn't care to be compared to Jolie, especially after all of this time..

  51. 51

    Ummm….did they hear the question wrong or something? Maybe #1 most attainable, but being attainable isn't sexy. She does have an amazing body. But still, it seems like she tries to be sexy, not that she is sexy. Even pigwhore Kim Kardashian is WAY sexier.

  52. 52

    While i'm not a hater of Aniston - i quite like her- but she is not the sexiest woman of all times, she looks great there's no doubt about it but she doesn't have the iconic persona of Marilyn Monroe.
    Then again it's just a magazine and i don't take it too seriously.

  53. 53


  54. barny says – reply to this


    Re: lington – You are wrong,Britney is way Sexier then Madonna,Angie and ursula.Britney should be # 1.

  55. 55


  56. 56

    1º Marilyn is the sexiest woman OF ALL TIME !! 2º Angelina
    There so many woman's more sexier than Aniston ,tha list is a fucking joke !!

  57. 57

    I can only imagine this was publicist paid for. I mean, next to someone like Ursula Andress, the question about Jennifer Aniston is "Who is that guy?"

  58. 58

    Let me guess…women in their 40s put that list together lol. I like Jen but come on.

  59. 59

    Olivia Munn has my vote.

  60. 60

    Sorry she is not sexy. Plus, she isn't that talented of a actress. She is one of those "popular actress, you know not really known for movie roles. I don't understand why she keeps getting hired when she clearly can't deliver a blockbuster

  61. 61

    Now only if she can win an award for being a good actress. LOL..sorry this is ridiculous.

  62. 62

    wow! shes so no worthy of #1 spot!!! wtf!!!

  63. 63

    Take this shit with a grain of salt. Marilyn was hotter than this bitch could ever hope to be, bony ass no breast having ass. And she has nothing on Angelina Jolie.

  64. @v@ says – reply to this


    Marilyn was gorgeous to look at, but sounded and had some airhead parts and that's not sexy. She could be sexy, though.
    Natalie Wood was sexy. Ava Gardner, Angie Dickenson, Liz Taylor…sexy.
    Madonna can be sexy, but her appeal would not be as wide ranging. Beautiful Angie really isn't looking well physically. She should hit the gym and a nutritionist.
    I can see men's health selecting Jennifer as she would tick off a lot of criteria, and the 'girl next door' is particularly sexy to a lot of men, because those are the types they first focus on. Elisha Cuthbert (another sexy one) actually played 'the girl next door', and look at the furor over those couple of scenes. I can see how Aniston snagged this.

  65. 65

    Totally paid for by her pr. She is a great manipulator for sure. May be she should win an award for that.

  66. 66

    Ha! I beg to differ. What a joke!

  67. 67

    the ones who made this list are obviously whacko!! Britney at number 4??! wtf….. she might look sexy for lots of ppl but never number 4!! maybe 15 or 13, but 4?? o.O crazy… and Jen at number 1??! WTF

  68. 68

    @Pam's Tijuana-Bought Silicone Breasts
    and still NOT a homewrecker.Get over yourselves you lot..Jen is stunning.love love love this woman.

  69. 69

    That chick who played Vicki Valencourt in The Water Boy is far and away the sexiest women of all time:)

  70. 70

    If is true i'm the sexy man!

  71. 71

    ewwwwwwwww really?!?!?!?!?!?

  72. 72

    LOVE her.

  73. 73

    Re: queene76 – jennifer admitted a while back that she did actually get her nose done, just like every other hollywood actress… even angelina got a nose job herself and its pretty obvious when you look at the pics but i still think angelina is wayyy sexier. she just needs to eat a lot more and then shell look flawless again.

  74. 74

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  75. 75

    Congrats Britney for being #4 but I'm sure back in the day you would have been #1. Sexiest young adult ever.

  76. 76

    And who is Men's Health mag to rate this? When did we start rating fuglies as sexiest, i take this as low opion of the few. Maybe Jennifer Aniston might have gotten the sexiest man, that I will agree. She is the uglies of women, massive face, stocky body, short, all the fake eyes and hair yet still ugly. Sexy, my ass! She won't make it in the list of 500 women' sexiest . Her dad must have paid big time for this or she did, lol.

  77. 77

    Poor Maniston, old and stuck with a D-lister paying to rev up her image and public shot it down. That stupid Wonderlust is coming up to make it look like Maniston is to lust for. YuK! Even the Kardashian mom is sexier than Maniston.

  78. 78

    She should be wearing a bra. Going thru hot flashes is no excuse to pimp out the rubber breasts, just looks disgusting. Them fake boops look different sizes with different nipples sizes. Dang, did she get xxx nipple size on one of her breasts?! Lumps on her breasts. Women her age have 20 yr old children and at their prime looking hot not stupid and cheap like Jennifer looks here. She needs to get new surgeries, AGAIN and again!